Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[figmentPez]

 

[PatrThom]

Not real. But veeerry clever.



--Patrick

 

[DarkAudit]

A dollar says at least one of these gets made within the next five years.

 

[GasBandit]

Comic oddness, out of context, spoilered for length.

Spoiler

 

[PatrThom]

"Yes! I can pee!"
Must be from comics' Golden Age.

--Patrick

 

[Tinwhistler]

 

[DarkAudit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Heh. At 1 minute, shouldn't it be a cantrip? Or is this because of the material component requirement?
Either way, there should be a stiff penalty for having your concentration interrupted during casting. Possibly a mobility restriction?

--Patrick

 

[bhamv3]

You know, I consider myself quite proficient at casting this particular spell, but to do it in 1 minute? Even I gotta call shenanigans on that.

 

[Ravenpoe]

You know, I consider myself quite proficient at casting this particular spell, but to do it in 1 minute? Even I gotta call shenanigans on that.

It depends on how much spell prep has been done.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[PatrThom]

I hope they don't also sell butter.

--Patrick

 

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[GasBandit]

 

[MindDetective]

Some dude has a loooong corkscrew duck penis for that to work.

 

[CrimsonSoul]

Some dude has a loooong corkscrew duck penis for that to work.

Must be a duck!

 

[bhamv3]

Some dude has a loooong corkscrew duck penis for that to work.

Oh I've seen this hentai!

 

[Frank]

You know, I consider myself quite proficient at casting this particular spell, but to do it in 1 minute? Even I gotta call shenanigans on that.

You already need the nut, so you can't actually cast the spell until you've performed that particular ritual.

 

[bhamv3]

You already need the nut, so you can't actually cast the spell until you've performed that particular ritual.

Oh, so it's basically two separate spells?

Man, D&D is complicated. If only there was some way I could boost my intelligence and wisdom to understand it better.

 

[ElJuski]

Must be a duck!

Or your daughter is going to some wild parties

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[figmentPez]

 

[figmentPez]

 

[DarkAudit]

 

[Bones]

i only got it because i love Clancy Brown as a VA lol

 

[figmentPez]

@CrimsonSoul They're all actors who have played Lex Luthor.

 

[jwhouk]

DA was saying "all we need now is Gene Hackman and Kev... er, never mind, just Gene."

 

[PatrThom]

My son, several years ago, while my wife was having an issue in the kitchen: "Mommy? Why you shit shit shit?"

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

 

[jwhouk]

...the "weird things on the internet" thread is thataway ==>

 

[PatrThom]

Must be a member of the bridle party.

--Patrick