Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again
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figmentPez
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That's definitely speeding
The best thing is it works on multiple levels. Down to the different colours.
The driver may indeed be exceeding the speed limit, but at least he is not exceeding THE speed limit.
—Patrick
There was an old joke that used this same sort of setup. It goes:
A physics professor was caught running a red light and given a ticket. He went before the judge and pled his case saying that at the speed he was going, the light looked green to him. The judge, who knew his physics as well, told him fine, the ticket for running the red light would be dropped. Instead, he would simply be fined $1 for every mile per hour he was exceeding the speed limit.
A physics professor was caught running a red light and given a ticket. He went before the judge and pled his case saying that at the speed he was going, the light looked green to him. The judge, who knew his physics as well, told him fine, the ticket for running the red light would be dropped. Instead, he would simply be fined $1 for every mile per hour he was exceeding the speed limit.
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figmentPez
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figmentPez
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So I'm on rhymezone.com because I want to make an oblique Gilligan's Island reference, and I need a word that kiiinda sounds like "skipper" but actually isn't, and then I notice something strange in the results:
...it's like the extra comma almost suggests that there's supposed to be a word in there, but for some reason it went missing. How unusual. Must be some kind of weird database error.
--Patrick
...it's like the extra comma almost suggests that there's supposed to be a word in there, but for some reason it went missing. How unusual. Must be some kind of weird database error.
--Patrick
figmentPez
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Nipper would fit right in there.
You are completely correct, and I am disappointed that I did not think of that.
I feel so Randy Marsh right now.
--Patrick
figmentPez
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Except those usually ARE the guys who get in. Some better gatekeeping plz k thx.
That's it. That's the sign. We've now officially rolled over into the next generation.
No more GenX, GenY, Millenials. I vote we call the new one GenW/E, or "The Whatevs," for short.
--Patrick
It's possible, especially considering the prequels are less-beloved, but every time I see this I have to wonder if it's someone trolling Star Wars fans, because HEAVEN KNOWS what a calm and rational group they can be.
