Taowriel. The W seems superfluous, really.
"I've got spurs that Chingel Changel Chyrgel..."Chyrgiel? Chyrgel? Sounds vaguely high fantasy-esque. I have no idea what this has to do with any kind of angel.
But my son becomes Changel, which keeps making me giggle.
...oh no, it's worse! Mr. Z becomes Chingel. "Changel, son of Chingel" sound like Tolkien lost his mind.
Maeenel
I'm pretty sure this was designed to be absolutely terrible - Gas "Leuwtiel" Bandit
Sounds more like an angry Mexican to me.Mr. Z becomes Chingel. "Changel, son of Chingel" sound like Tolkien lost his mind.
Neadziel
I'm pretty sure this was designed to be absolutely terrible - Gas "Leuwtiel" Bandit
Chisniel
I'm pretty sure this was designed to be absolutely terrible - Gas "Leuwtiel" Bandit
That… that can’t be real. No publisher is that dumb.
I was taught from that book or one with a very similar picture. It's real. It's also, like, a five second joke in class before moving on.That… that can’t be real. No publisher is that dumb.
Death by Thelma.
Meganekkrophilia.Not gonna lie, I would be a dead man.
God damn it. Velma. VELMA!
It saved your life, though. Right name to call out at the right time.God damn it. Velma. VELMA!
Not sure why but my phone has been autocorrecting names. Earlier today we were talking about which server we were going to roll on when Lost Ark came out. I suggested Karta and my phone decided that wasn't a real name and instead posted "Marta". Caused all sorts of confusion.
Plus he hasn't offered to steal my teeth yet; just lock me in the basement unti Thanksgiving.
I know what you're saying, "Gas, is this you?" No, I don't let my teeth collection get dirtied up on the FLOOR, they live in a DRAWER.
"It puts the lotion on the teeth... I mean, tiles!...Wait, is that worse?"Plus he hasn't offered to steal my teeth yet; just lock me in the basement unti Thanksgiving.
Vaotniel
I'm pretty sure this was designed to be absolutely terrible - Gas "Leuwtiel" Bandit
Fo shizzel.Scissiel