"She really was cajun! I bent her over to hit it doggie style, and she was half-way through pooping out a gator!"
Audible, I swear by it these days.I am in this post and I don't like it
I haven't read a book start to finish in almost 10 years
This is a mental adjustment I've made with a bunch of things I used to define myself with, but no longer regularly participate in. I guess it's not a bad thing to take time to reflect on your sense of self.I am in this post and I don't like it
I haven't read a book start to finish in almost 10 years
Finding the person that decided that women’s clothing needed vague sizing like 2-4-6-8…. Instead of more useful measurements.Well, yeah. What else is there to look forward to?
Little did we realize that "BFG Division" stood for "Bad Female Garments."Oh, I meant there was a list and we'd be doing this until we found all of them.
Revenge. Revenge is what I'm looking forward to.
This does NOT work!! When they pass away it’s all still there! I know! We decided to give it back to the child.
THREE. CUPS.I like the one where they drop the pretense and just say “3 cups cum”
That's a lot of hour long pauses and cheese sandwiches between rounds to go from a tablespoon to 3 fuckin' cups.THREE. CUPS.
That's 24 oz.
Double a standard size beverage can.
An entire Yeti Rambler full of baby batter.
3 pumps? My dude, I would NOT go bragging about that. (Poor woman.)Some cringey-ass shit goin on here
Each one of the "Bred" ones has to have the guy wearing the opera-length protective glove, too.
Dude, if you have to go shoulder-deep in her to knock her up, you're doing it wrong.
--Patrick
THREE. CUPS.
That's 24 oz.
Double a standard size beverage can.
An entire Yeti Rambler full of baby batter.
My wife’s family is the one that’s dealt with livestock, not mine.
That was my first reaction too, but it was quickly forgotten as I paged through the other images in the gallery.3 pumps? My dude, I would NOT go bragging about that. (Poor woman.)