Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[PatrThom]

This is great, but I want one where the second pillowcase has extra buttons or a different color scheme.

--Patrick

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I wonder what happens if you enter the Konami code during sex?

 

[MindDetective]

*Yoink*

 

[PatrThom]

Now they will have all the power but no choices.

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

I saw on Reddit someone posted the results of letting AI generate images based on text input, and I decided to see what "figment pez" would look like:

I'd call it a rousing success!

 

[PatrThom]

I want to know what the results of a more traditionally internet-standard prompt like "pictures of women with enormous breasts" would be but I'm too scared of what I might get to try it.

I tried "Volkswagen beetle with claws" but I think the results are missing something...

...yes, most of them look like they forgot the "away" tire.

--Patrick

 

[MindDetective]

Kind of boring for mine, actually:

 

[GasBandit]

I want to know what the results of a more traditionally internet-standard prompt like "pictures of women with enormous breasts" would be but I'm too scared of what I might get to try it.


--Patrick

I am not so squeamish as you.

Let me just say, it's probably a good idea to specify the number of breasts per woman.

 

[PatrThom]

it's probably a good idea to specify the number of breasts per woman.

And the number of women per breast.

I don't consider myself squeamish, but after getting results like this

I just figured some things were better left unimagined and unseen.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Meanwhile I'm not sure what to make of this. Gas cans mixed with petrol advertisements and slot machines maybe? And one nightmarish corporate-sponsored gimp mask

 

[figmentPez]

Doomweasel

 

[PatrThom]

That second one would be an awesome logo for a death metal band I guess.

--Patrick

 

[klew]

 

[PatrThom]

I like to call this one, "Where's PatrThom?"

--Patrick

 

[Cheesy1]

Surprise, surprise:

 

[Dirona]

Huh.

 

[Ravenpoe]

I'm strangely ok with being a weird goth chick, it what I assume is an AI fusing of Raven from teen Titans and Edgar Allan Poe

 

[evilmike]

I think @Dave may have a branding problem...

I, however, do not.

 

[PatrThom]

Huh.

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Send nudibranchs.

--Patrick

 

[Tinwhistler]

I'm getting John Dies at the End vibes.

 

[GasBandit]

I think @Dave may have a branding problem...
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Nice Boat.

 

[General Specific]

I’m confused

 

[PatrThom]

Spoiler: Redhead with long black hair

I...guess that's a good attempt?

Spoiler: Tusked frog waiting for a flying catbus

Come on, AI...did you even try?

Spoiler: Centipedes? In MY vagina?

More like "Centipedes? Climbing over MY flesh-tone carrots?"

Spoiler: Just like Nick's prom night

Yes that's exactly how I remember it, too.

Spoiler: Minotaur penis

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

(I did not strategically crop this, none of the other pics had anything suggesting more than a hair tuft, so I am assuming that either there are keyword shenanigans at work or else the library of source images is somehow restricted to deal with such suggestions)

--Patrick

 

[Ravenpoe]

spam snipped

Bold choice, not even a little foreplay before going straight to the spam

 

[LittleKagsin]

Need me a chemist to translate.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Need me a chemist to translate.

Bunch of diphenyl ether-ish compounds, presumably with a potassium (K) component?

--Patrick

 

[jwhouk]

Gonna be honest, I didn’t know what to expect:

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

I am assuming that either there are keyword shenanigans at work or else the library of source images is somehow restricted to deal with such suggestions

Aha! Knew it.

--Patrick

 

[Dave]

What the hell?

 

[PatrThom]

That's a real Dave face you got there, Dave.

--Patrick

 

[bhamv3]

The AI apparently thinks bhamv is Indian, and that bhamv3 is either a building or Jesus.

 

[bhamv3]

Also, the AI and I have very different standards for what counts as a "beautiful woman".

 

[bhamv3]

I also ran this one in the interests of equality, and let me say, the AI and I clearly have sharply diverging aesthetic standards.