Funny (political, religious) pictures

[PatrThom]

Aw, I missed armchair theology?! Dammit.

You're free, of course, to worship whatever furniture you wish.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Sure, but when Clint Eastwood does it, he's a senile old coot.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Sure, but when Clint Eastwood does it, he's a senile old coot.

Well, yeah, but he's that for more reasons than just talking to a chair

 

[strawman]

 

[ThatNickGuy]

 

[sixpackshaker]

Jeez, just how old is that original comic now?

I bet Gas loves the battery life.

 

[PatrThom]

I bet Gas loves the battery life.

Yeah, but it's not a Droid.

--Patrick

 

[Dave]

At least, not the one you're looking for.

 

[Emrys]

At least, not the one you're looking for.

You're funny. You should be a comedian.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

You're funny. You should be a comedian.

He tried doing stand-up, but he prefers to sit down.

 

[strawman]

He tried doing stand-up, but he prefers to sit down.

Ever since the cat incident.

 

[strawman]

Ever since the cat incident.

Background info:

Original post:
https://www.halforums.com/threads/the-not-so-serious-but-i-want-to-rant-thread.20816/

Caveat emptor:
https://www.halforums.com/threads/t...want-to-rant-thread.20816/page-58#post-705128

 

[Denbrought]

 

[Gruebeard]

Even caught a horseshoe crab by accident (didn't eat it, we threw it back).

Did you toss a ringer?

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Gruebeard]

Yeah, I'd rather live in the Galactic Empire than a desert wasteland.

Y'know, assuming I'm not a moisture farmer. Even then, I could save up all my water to buy a one way ticket to Risa.

 

[GasBandit]

Yeah, I'd rather live in the Galactic Empire than a desert wasteland.

Y'know, assuming I'm not a moisture farmer. Even then, I could save up all my water to buy a one way ticket to Risa.

You've got a nice 3 bed 2 bath on Alderaan, right? Oh, wait...

 

[Gruebeard]

You've got a nice 3 bed 2 bath on Alderaan, right? Oh, wait...

No, I sold my place there and moved out to Anacreon.

 

[AshburnerX]

Yeah, I'd rather live in the Galactic Empire than a desert wasteland.

Y'know, assuming I'm not a moisture farmer. Even then, I could save up all my water to buy a one way ticket to Risa.

Risa is Star Trek, not Star Wars. You want Zeltros.

 

[Gruebeard]

Risa is Star Trek, not Star Wars. You want Zeltros.

Yeah, like I'd really want to live in the Galactic Empire (or Republic) instead of the Federation.

 

[AshburnerX]

Yeah, like I'd really want to live in the Galactic Empire (or Republic) instead of the Federation.

To be fair, compare the pleasure planets from both.

Risa: It's basically space Hawaii/Tahiti.
Zeltros: When you sign up for the "Pleasure Week" pass on the planet, you have to sign a confidentiality agreement regarding everything that happens on the planet.

 

[Gruebeard]

To be fair, compare the pleasure planets from both.

Risa: It's basically space Hawaii/Tahiti.
Zeltros: When you sign up for the "Pleasure Week" pass on the planet, you have to sign a confidentiality agreement regarding everything that happens on the planet.

I'm too lazy for Zeltros.

 

[sixpackshaker]

The Emperor mandates that everything that happens on Zeltros, stays on Zeltros.

 

[GasBandit]

You and your big mouth, Russell.

 

[Bubble181]

 

[Covar]

Well yeah, the porn industry is big business.

 

[PatrThom]

Just another example of what Thomas Piketty was talking about.

capitalism's primary beneficiaries aren't those who make amazing things that improve the world (as its proponents claim) -- rather, it favors those who have a lot of money to begin with.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[blotsfan]

For every dead person that votes democrat, there are 1000 poor people that don't because of the republican party's vote suppression.

 

[jwhouk]

Old joke is old.

 

[Hailey Knight]

For every dead person that votes democrat, there are 1000 poor people that don't because of the republican party's vote suppression.

For every 1000 poor people who don't vote because of voter suppression, there's like 25 undecideds who might've voted 3rd party if they thought their vote would matter.

 

[Gruebeard]

For every 1000 poor people who don't vote because of voter suppression, there's like 25 undecideds who might've voted 3rd party if they thought their vote would matter.

For every 25 undecideds who might've voted 3rd party but didn't, God kills 25 kittens

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

And one who does.

--Patrick

 

[Gruebeard]

1000 Halforumites?

*sigh*

I see I've slided into the wrong alternate dimension yet again. I'm never getting home, am I? what else is wrong with this one. Russia rules America now, maybe, eh? Or a Cromag is running for President? Why is there never a nice alternate dimension?