Funny (political, religious) pictures

Saw this in the greeting card section at the local store:

ingradulity.jpeg


Oh, how far we've come. :facepalm:
I texted this pic to Kati, and her comment was: "I mean, they do. [But] I am not sure that honoring them with this blatant cash grab is appropriate."
My reply was, "You think they could've at least spelled 'grades' correctly."

--Patrick
 
Huh... we still have these in Asia, sort of. We compress our tea leaves into very compact round disks, maybe twelve or fifteen inches across, and we scrape some off into our teapot every time we want to make tea. I didn't know this was done elsewhere in the world.

Fun fact, I jokingly threw one of them frisbee-style into my own head once, and gave myself a knot the size of my thumb.
 
Huh... we still have these in Asia, sort of. We compress our tea leaves into very compact round disks, maybe twelve or fifteen inches across, and we scrape some off into our teapot every time we want to make tea. I didn't know this was done elsewhere in the world.

Fun fact, I jokingly threw one of them frisbee-style into my own head once, and gave myself a knot the size of my thumb.
I'm almost certain the British learned to do this from the Chinese.
 
I saw the ginger one, but it was much less MSPaint-y and much better looking, to the point I thought it was real until I saw the original.

—Patrick
 

figmentPez

Staff member
I expect of course that that is American cheese.
I don't know that Trump is so much American cheese, as he is American cheeze. As has been pointed out, there's a big difference between something that's a milk product with a few emulsifiers and preservatives, and something that's more akin to plastic because it's made with so much oil.

I mean, check out this wonderful ingredients label for dollar store "American Slices"

No actual milk or cheese in there at all. Just some milk protein concentrate.
 
My favorite at the store where I used to work was "American pasteurized process cheese food product."
Knowing that food regulations enforce certain minimums and mandate changes to labeling when something falls below that minimum (e.g., "Chocolate candy" or "Grape juice drink"), I wondered just what quantity of authenticity you had to lose in order for your name to get THAT long.

--Patrick
 

figmentPez

Staff member
My favorite at the store where I used to work was "American pasteurized process cheese food product."
Knowing that food regulations enforce certain minimums and mandate changes to labeling when something falls below that minimum (e.g., "Chocolate candy" or "Grape juice drink"), I wondered just what quantity of authenticity you had to lose in order for your name to get THAT long.
My understanding is that the major difference between a "cheese" and a "cheese food" is the moisture and fat content. The "product" part isn't part of US regulation, best I can tell. So, most slices are "American cheese food" because they've got too much milk in them (and thus have too high a moisture content, and too low a fat content) to be called straight up cheese (which appeals to me for sandwich building, because usually I want to add moisture as much as I do flavor). They've still got to be at least 51% cheese (from a strict list of applicable cheeses) to be a "cheese food". It's not really until the slices drop the cheese label completely that they start to get into really scary ingredient territory. I think this is the relevant portion of FDA regulations of "cold-pack cheese food".
 
I prefer Kraft Deli Deluxe style American slices for burgers and sandwiches, but that means leaving town to shop, because our market only has individually wrapped slices.
 

figmentPez

Staff member
I prefer Kraft Deli Deluxe style American slices for burgers and sandwiches, but that means leaving town to shop, because our market only has individually wrapped slices.
Individually wrapped slices are awful. I buy the store brands, which are pretty good..
 
Top