Funny (political, religious) pictures

[GasBandit]

"He is risen" has new meaning.

Joy to the worlllld... the Lord has [SIGNAL LOST]

 

[General Specific]

Let Earth receive her king!

I am remembering more of the lyrics now and that song is filthy

 

[PatrThom]

I just want everyone to know that it has been very difficult for me to resist the temptation to blaspheme further, but so far I'm managing.

--Patrick

 

[jwhouk]

Y'all are goin' ta hell.

 

[@Li3n]

 

[AshburnerX]

Shouldn't be John McCain. Should be Sarah Palin.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Look, if it was good enough for Jonathan Swift, it's good enough for us.

 

[GasBandit]

HILLARY CREATED COVID ON A SOCIALIST DARE

 

[jwhouk]

BILL GATES CREATED COVID ON A SOCIALIST DARE - WHILE GETTING MARRIED!

 

[Tress]

AOC BOUGHT STOCK IN ANTIFA WHILE FORCIBLY VACCINATING A FLAG!

 

[Tinwhistler]

AOC will harvest your trigger finger while getting gay married!

 

[General Specific]

THE DEEP STATE CREATED COVID WHILE FORCIBLY VACCINATING A FLAG!

 

[Sara_2814]

AOC DRANK THE BLOOD OF A BALD EAGLE BECAUSE EVERYONE'S A SECRET MUSLIM!

 

[mikerc]

AOC CREATED COVID WHILE FORCIBLY VACCINATING A FLAG!

 

[Krisken]

AOC FACESWAPPED WITH MIKE PENCE WHILE WEARING A HIJAB!

 

[GasBandit]

Man, a lot of Valentine's Day conception babies at HF.

 

[Tinwhistler]

Man, a lot of Valentine's Day conception babies at HF.

Pregnancy Conception Calculator

This free pregnancy conception calculator estimates a range of conception dates based on a provided due date, last period date, or ultrasound date.

www.calculator.net

 

[GasBandit]

Yeah, I always took it as pretty much a given that if you were born in November, you were a V-Day creation

 

[Tinwhistler]

just remember, birthday sex is just you celebrating your parents having sex.

 

[Tress]

Yeah, I always took it as pretty much a given that if you were born in November, you were a V-Day creation

I'm a "Raiders won the Superbowl!" celebration, actually.

 

[Sara_2814]

I'm late November (first week of March, according to the calculator), so I'm probably a "Will this Upper Peninsula winter ever end?"

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Tinwhistler]

I'm late November (first week of March, according to the calculator), so I'm probably a "Will this Upper Peninsula winter ever end?"

May be some truth to that. I saw another calculator that showed the prevalence of conceptions by date/month, and the winter months definitely see a much higher amount of hanky panky leading to childbirth than the summer months do.

 

[jwhouk]

I'm a "Raiders won the Superbowl!" celebration, actually.

I'm pretty much a "Packers Won the First AFL-NFL World Championship Game!" celebration.

 

[Lurker]

May be some truth to that. I saw another calculator that showed the prevalence of conceptions by date/month, and the winter months definitely see a much higher amount of hanky panky leading to childbirth than the summer months do.

Because summer hanky panky leads to being in the third trimester when the worst of winter is around. Not a fun time (at least per my mom who had my sister 1 month premie at end of February). Also the hardest time in farming life when food is scarcer.

 

[General Specific]

My brother and sister have birthdays a day apart (they are 6 years apart, so not twins) and mine was supposed to be the next week, but I was late. So my parents obviously figured out a good time to try for kids.

 

[Just Me]

My wife has three cousins with their birthdays within a span of 5 days. Nine months after their dad's birthday, give a day or two.

 

[blotsfan]

 

[grub]

It's not always birthdays. Both my kids were due in April and our anniversary is in July.

 

[figmentPez]

Link

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Krisken]

That is the perfect representation of white America I've ever seen.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

I mean, he's not wrong.
Also:

Spoiler

You're going to see that dad was right one day when you're scattered bits of atoms.

--Patrick