He is no longer "Moscow Mitch." He is now "Glitch McConnell."
In other news:
...yes, you read that correctly. The conspiracy theorists are now tweeting that this "heat wave" thing is a hoax. And this isn't that same old "climate change ain't real" narrative, either. This is people who are claiming that the delta between inland and coastal town is "just too large to be real" and that the BBC et al are manufacturing this whole "heat wave" thing as a way to push their climate change agenda.
Meanwhile, in actual Sicily:
--Patrick