Funny (political, religious) pictures

[evilmike]

 

[figmentPez]

source

 

[Krisken]

A non zero amount of men will use this as a sex toy. I am almost sorry to point that out.

 

[PatrThom]

A non zero amount of men will use this as a sex toy. I am almost sorry to point that out.

Another article about it has this to say about that possibility:

...in its dead-eyed pout and robotic mouthings is a suggestion that calls for a stern warning: this is not a product of Trump Sexual Wellness LLC, is not a Fleshlight™ or other form of masturbatory aid, and that by irrumating it you agree that all disputes between you and the seller of this product must be resolved through binding arbitration rather than in a court.

--Patrick

 

[bhamv3]

irrumating

I learned a new word today.

 

[HCGLNS]

That's weird.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

My friend just texted me this:

 

[Bubble181]

You'd see a lot of people change their minds on a lot of topics really quickly.

 

[PatrThom]

My friend just texted me this:

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Every time they did that, it would remind me of Wacky Packages.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[figmentPez]

EDIT: Witnesses are coming forward and saying it's so much worse than neglect and theft. Walz is being accused of violent intimidation. He repeatedly threatened to saw his children in half whenever they said they were "bored".

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Bubble181]

Sadly, far too often.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Bubble181]

... It's all fake because we're destroying them on social media?
Even if that were true, it wouldn't be true.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[MindDetective]

And that is just in homo sapiens. Sex genes get more varied across other species beyond including even X and Y!

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Bubble181]

OK, but what kind of iPhone has over two terabyte of storage? Yikes.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

OK, but what kind of iPhone has over two terabyte of storage? Yikes.

The iPhone Pro Max line has 1 TB storage. It's also like the maximum, most expensive iPhone you can get.

 

[@Li3n]

And that is just in homo sapiens. Sex genes get more varied across other species beyond including even X and Y!

Turtle sex is determined by sand temperature.

OK, but what kind of iPhone has over two terabyte of storage? Yikes.

The secret one that turns the conservatives gay...

 

[Bubble181]

Turtle sex is determined by sand temperature.

It's getting hot in here... So take off all your... Hold on... Wait... Dammit, too hot.

 

[@Li3n]

It's getting hot in here... So take off all your... Hold on... Wait... Dammit, too hot.

2 L8, all ur offspring r now female.

 

[PatrThom]

I want to know where Charlie bought a 2TB iPhone since the max capacity you can buy is only 1TB. I'm going to assume he was scammed into buying an Android with an iOS skin installed because that sounds likely.

--Patrick

 

[Bubble181]

I want to know where Charlie bought a 2TB iPhone since the max capacity you can buy is only 1TB. I'm going to assume he was scammed into buying an Android with an iOS skin installed because that sounds likely.

--Patrick

OK, but what kind of iPhone has over two terabyte of storage? Yikes.

 

[ScytheRexx]

Not to be a buzzkill guys but I am pretty sure this is a satire Photoshop. The top two apps are Grindr (gay dating) and Barq (furry social media). Don't think even Charlie Kirk is that stupid.

Or maybe you guys all realize this and I am the one missing some halfourma satire.

 

[Bubble181]

Not to be a buzzkill guys but I am pretty sure this is a satire Photoshop. The top two apps are Grindr (gay dating) and Barq (furry social media). Don't think even Charlie Kirk is that stupid.

Or maybe you guys all realize this and I am the one missing some halfourma satire.

Well, yes, I think we all realize it's fake.