Gas Bandit's Political Thread V: The Vampire Likes Bats

[Celt Z]

They didn't think the leopards liked mayo, too.

"Mayo sapiens", ha!

 

[GasBandit]

 

[blotsfan]

That’ll show Vance. He got epically pwned!

 

[GasBandit]

1 - https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wir...g-3000-active-duty-troops-us-mexico-119328355

2 - https://www.reuters.com/world/us/fe...wave-emails-demanding-job-details-2025-03-01/

3 - https://www.wboy.com/news/politics/...job-says-trumps-bid-to-oust-him-was-unlawful/

4 - https://www.msn.com/en-gb/politics/...atchservertelemetry=1&noservertelemetry=1

5 - https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/25/business/doge-personal-data-access-federal-agencies/index.html

6 - https://www.opb.org/article/2025/03...utions-that-offer-care-for-transgender-youth/

7 - https://fedscoop.com/gsa-shutters-18f-possibly-leaving-agencies-in-the-lurch/

8 - https://www.reuters.com/legal/gover...peachment-over-foreign-aid-ruling-2025-02-27/

9 - https://www.yahoo.com/news/exclusive-us-intel-shows-russia-173147997.html

10 - https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/28/politics/trump-seized-boxes-returned-air-force-one/index.htmlh

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Celt Z]

I was happy to see it, but not surprised. When we go up to VT, there's a dearth of Trump support or signs.

 

[PatrThom]

This was not an unexpected outcome. If you claim it is, you are one of the[se?] two:

1. Extremely gullible, to the point of willful ignorance.
2. A lying, manipulative opportunist.

Been saying this for years:

A vote for Trump is--LITERALLY--a choice made either out of ignorance or malice/greed. Or both. There is no other possibility. And anyone who says they are voting for Trump for some other reason is lying to your face and actually doing so for one of the [two] reasons I just mentioned.

I will never understand how so many people thought Trump was the better option, and I am including racists/pedophiles. Even verifiable racists and pedophiles should've been like, "Yeah, this would ultimately not be a good idea." Talk about yer single-issue voters, sheesh.

--Patrick

 

[HCGLNS]

Curious, are the maggots trying to fix social security by hastening the demise of people who draw social security?

 

[PatrThom]

They are trying to eliminate everyone who is draining the money Elon & Co believe to be rightfully theirs. The fatter the government coffers, the more available for them to divert into their own pockets. Their avarice has grown to the point that corporations are no longer sufficient to feed their greed, now only the wealth of an entire nation will do.

--Patrick

 

[PatrThom]

Well now we know why he wants Trump to annex Canada.
Seriously, he's up to fourteen now? How much is he paying them?

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Seriously, he's up to fourteen now? How much is he paying them?

--Patrick

The joke I've heard is he's going to just keep having kids until one of them actually loves him. Or maybe he's planning on making a full suit of baby-armor.

 

[PatrThom]

The joke I've heard is he's going to just keep having kids until one of them actually loves him.

He's gonna run more than just grocery stores completely out of eggs before that happens.

--Patrick

 

[sixpackshaker]

How much is he paying them?

--Patrick

The ones in Texas are getting state minimum. Basically nothing.

 

[Celt Z]

From what I understand, these are all IVF babies, not "oops", so he has to be promising big $$ for these women to keep having his anchor babies.