Gas Bandit's Political Thread V: The Vampire Likes Bats

Whelp, I just completely lost it during a call to Senator Ricketts' office. Had a script written and everything, but as soon as the poor schlub answering the phone asked me for my "concerns" all the rage poured out. Like, I sobbed for a couple minutes after hanging up and I'm still shaking. Went off on fascism and betraying our allies and spitting on the graves of American soldiers and Trump sucking up to Russians and oligarchs and selling the US out for money...

So I'm on a watch list now, how are you all doing?
 
That headline is a bit misleading as they weren't really "DOGE" staffers, they were actual regular federal employees with the US Digital Service (which is effectively the legal front for DOGE insanity) who refused to go along with the Musk-rats in the department and resigned rather than help those Nazis.
 
Dear politics,
"Security" is not Politics, it is Security. Secure things must remain secure regardless and independent of politics, otherwise they will no longer be secure. Introducing any politics at all into security will immediately and unavoidably erode and compromise that security.
Additionally, it is impossible to justify the firing of certain people by claiming it is because "...they were only hired for political reasons." Firing someone because they were involved in some kind of politics is itself by definition a political act.

--Patrick
 
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1/ House Speaker Mike Johnson lacks the Republican support needed to pass the party’s budget ahead of today’s a planned vote. With a 218-215 majority, he can afford only one defection if all Democrats vote no, but at least four Republicans have already pledged to oppose the measure. Johnson, meanwhile, asked conservatives to pray for the budget, saying “This is a prayer request. Just pray this through for us, because it is very high stakes.” Johnson said he plans to call a vote Tuesday at 6 p.m. ET, but also said: “There may be a vote tonight, there may not. Stay tuned.” The budget framework includes $4.5 trillion in tax cuts and $2 trillion in spending reductions, which would add roughly $3 trillion to the deficit over a decade. It also calls for raising the debt limit by $4 trillion and includes over $100 billion in new spending on immigration enforcement and the military. To offset some of the tax cuts, the plan requires the House Energy and Commerce Committee to find $880 billion in savings, with Medicaid – the nation’s largest health insurance program – expected to provide the bulk of those cuts. Medicaid covers over 70 million people and serves as the largest source of funding for states, raising concerns that states may have to either cut coverage, raise taxes, or reduce spending on other programs to compensate for the loss of federal support. (New York Times / Politico / NBC News / Axios / Washington Post / Associated Press / Wall Street Journal)
  • poll/ 71% of Trump voters oppose cutting Medicaid, despite House Republicans advancing a budget resolution that could require $880 billion in spending cuts. Overall, 82% of voters said Medicaid cuts were unacceptable. (The Hill)
2/ Twenty-one federal technology staffers resigned from Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency, citing concerns over dismantling public services. The employees, formerly part of the U.S. Digital Service, said they would “not use our skills as technologists to compromise core government systems, jeopardize Americans’ sensitive data, or dismantle critical public services.” Their resignation letter warned that Musk’s efforts to shrink the federal workforce relied on inexperienced political appointees and posed security risks. The White House dismissed the resignations, with press secretary Karoline Leavitt saying “Anyone who thinks protests, lawsuits, and lawfare will deter President Trump must have been sleeping under a rock.” (Associated Press / New York Times / NPR / CNN)

3/ Nearly 40% of federal contracts canceled under Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency are expected to yield no savings, according to the administration’s own data. Of the 2,300 contracts terminated, 794 had already been fully paid or legally obligated, making the cuts largely symbolic. Meanwhile, DOGE deleted its five largest reported cost savings after media outlets exposed major errors in its claims. The agency initially claimed an $8 billion cut at ICE, which was actually $8 million, and mistakenly listed a single $655 million USAID cut three times. It also misreported a $232 million Social Security cut, which was only $560,000. Despite removing these errors, DOGE now claims it has saved $65 billion, without explaining the discrepancies. Further, some newly added savings also appear inaccurate, including a $1.9 billion Treasury cut that predates DOGE’s existence. (Associated Press / New York Times)

4/ Trump confirmed that tariffs on Canada and Mexico will take effect next month, ending a 30-day suspension. The tariffs include a 25% tax on Mexican imports and a 10% duty on Canadian energy products, with Trump claiming they are necessary to address trade imbalances and border security. Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum expressed confidence in reaching an agreement before the deadline, while Canadian officials have warned of potential economic fallout. Economists say the tariffs could worsen inflation and slow economic growth, with potential retaliatory measures from Canada, Mexico, and Europe. Trump also reiterated his plans for broader “reciprocal” tariffs starting in April. (CNBC / Associated Press)

5/ Consumer confidence declined in February as concerns about inflation and new tariffs grow. The Conference Board’s index fell to 98.3, the largest monthly drop since 2021, with inflation expectations rising to 6% over the next year. The cost of essential goods, including eggs, increased, and uncertainty over trade policies contributed to a more cautious outlook on jobs and income. The Federal Reserve is monitoring inflation expectations, but has not signaled any immediate policy changes. (NPR / New York Times / ABC News / NBC News / CNN / Bloomberg)

The midterm elections are in 616 days.

✏ Notables.
  1. A federal judge declined to temporarily restore the Associated Press’ access to certain White House events after Trump banned the outlet for refusing to use his preferred name, “Gulf of America,” instead of “Gulf of Mexico.” Judge Trevor McFadden ruled that AP had not proven “irreparable harm” but set a March 20 hearing to reconsider the case. (CNN / Politico / Bloomberg / Axios)
  2. The White House will now decide which news outlets participate in the presidential press pool – not the independent White House Correspondents’ Association. Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt said the change would “restore power back to the American people” by including new media voices. The White House Correspondents’ Association condemned the move, calling it a threat to press freedom. (Politico / New York Times / Bloomberg / Axios)
  3. A federal judge ordered the Trump administration to comply with a court order to unfreeze foreign aid funding and pay outstanding invoices by Wednesday night. U.S. District Judge Amir Ali criticized administration lawyers for failing to provide clear answers about compliance. The aid freeze, imposed by Secretary of State Marco Rubio, halted $15.9 billion in funding, leading to lawsuits from nonprofits and contractors. (Politico / CBS News / Axios)
  4. A federal judge in Seattle blocked Trump’s executive order suspending the U.S. refugee admissions program. Judge Jamal Whitehead ruled that Trump’s directive amounted to a “nullification of congressional will” and exceeded the president’s authority. The lawsuit, brought by refugee aid groups, argued that the order disrupted services and left approved refugees stranded. The Justice Department signaled it may appeal the decision. (Associated Press / Politico / Axios)
  5. A group led by former Blackwater CEO Erik Prince proposed a $25 billion mass deportation plan to the Trump White House, calling for “processing camps” on military bases, 100 private planes, and a “small army” of deputized private citizens. The plan, which aims to remove 12 million people by 2026, includes mass deportation hearings and bounty rewards for local law enforcement. (Politico)
  6. TV screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development headquarters displayed an AI-generated video of Trump kissing Elon Musk’s feet, accompanied by the phrase “LONG LIVE THE REAL KING.” The prank coincided with the first day of Trump’s ban on remote work. Employees had to manually turn off each monitor, and HUD officials condemned the prank as a “waste of taxpayer dollars” and promised disciplinary action. (Wired / NBC News / New York Times)
 

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So bullet point #1. $100 million in rises to immigration control and the military, yet Hegsdeath is calling for an annual 8% reduction in military spending. I am having a hard time reconciling the two.
 
So bullet point #1. $100 million in rises to immigration control and the military, yet Hegsdeath is calling for an annual 8% reduction in military spending. I am having a hard time reconciling the two.
8% less for the Wehrmacht, $100m extra for the SS, with more loyalty and less oversight. What's not to get?
 
Introducing the new Gold Card, like a green card, but for Russian and Chinese oligarchs!
... At least that idea makes sense. It's terrible, but from a Trump perspective I get it. Rich people are good people, more money, yadayada.

Introducing Trump Gaza!
... This video, however, does not. It's completely bonkers. Is Trump testing Musk's stash?
 
Coming soon: subscription based citizenship. With a simple monthly rate you can become an american citizen and you can stay one.
 
So bullet point #1. $100 million in rises to immigration control and the military, yet Hegsdeath is calling for an annual 8% reduction in military spending. I am having a hard time reconciling the two.
There's plenty they could cut: maintenance and infrastructure costs on military bases, DoD schools (Offutt AFB has its own day care--how woke is that?), healthcare and support for dependents (why should they get healthcare, they're not WaRriOrS!), remove all the DEI and woke from the base hospital (Allergy & Immunization Clinic--gone!, Behavioral Health Clinic--WaRriOrS don't need that woke shit, Women's Health Clinic--<DEI triggering intensifies>), end the parasite retirees getting free prescriptions at the base pharmacy, base recreation facilities (WaRriOrS don't need recreation!) etc.

They did this in 2019, when Offutt had major flooding and the buildings were sitting abandoned and rotting for months (these were things like squadron facilities, not just random storage sheds) because the military construction funds for clean-up and rebuilding were diverted to The Wall.
 
Ignoring the fact that being a right wing pundit just means lying constantly with absolutely no effort to seem plausible, no tax on tips/overtime is fucking stupid.
 
Can we just roll it back, they want to deport 12 million by 2026? A million a month? That's 33k a day! That's a massive amount. It reeks of the Wannsse conference.
 

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1/ House Republicans narrowly passed a budget resolution advancing Trump’s domestic agenda in a 217-215 vote. Speaker Mike Johnson and Republicans leaders successfully flipped three of four Republican holdouts after Trump personally lobbied them to pass his “big, beautiful bill.” The resolution includes $4.5 trillion in tax cuts, $2 trillion in spending reductions, and increased border security and military funding. The budget sets a target of at least $880 billion in federal spending cuts, including from health programs. While the plan does not explicitly mention Medicaid, it instructs committees to find savings in areas that include entitlement spending. Republicans say the cuts will target inefficiencies, while Democrats warn they will reduce Medicaid benefits. The Senate, which passed a competing budget plan, must now negotiate with House Republicans to reconcile differences, including Medicaid cuts and tax policy. Senate Majority Leader John Thune warned that the House budget is “a first step in what will be a long process.” (Politico / New York Times / ABC News / Washington Post / Politico / NBC News / CNN / CNBC)

2/ The Trump administration ordered federal agencies to submit plans for large-scale layoffs. The directive follows earlier firings of thousands of probationary workers and is expected to target career civil servants next. A memo from White House officials called the federal workforce “costly, inefficient, and deeply in debt” and instructed agencies to identify non-essential positions for elimination. Lawsuits from federal worker unions are already challenging the administration’s actions. (New York Times / Associated Press / Axios / Bloomberg / ABC News / NBC News / Politico)

3/ Trump’s first Cabinet meeting started with Elon Musk defending the Department of Government Efficiency. Musk justified his directive requiring federal employees to list their weekly accomplishments, saying it was meant to see “if you have a pulse and two neurons and you can reply to an email.” Trump backed him, saying: “Those people are on the bubble […] maybe they’re going to be gone,” and baselessly suggested some non-responders might be “dead” or “don’t exist.” When asked about potential dissent, Trump told the room, “Is anyone unhappy with Elon? If you are, we’ll throw him out of here,” before saying, “Some disagree a little bit, but I will tell you, for the most part, I think everyone’s not only happy, they’re thrilled.” Some Cabinet secretaries and congressional Republicans have pushed back, with Sen. Thom Tillis saying, “As we get more Senate-confirmed leadership, they have to take the reins.” (Politico / NBC News / CNN / Wall Street Journal / CNN / Washington Post / Politico / Washington Post)

4/ Trump plans to sell a $5 million “gold card” visa granting U.S. residency and a path to citizenship. The program would replace the EB-5 investor visa, which is available to eligible foreign investors who spend about $1 million on a company that creates at least 10 full-time jobs. Trump claimed his administration doesn’t need congressional approval, though immigration experts dispute that. Trump estimated the program could generate significant revenue, saying, “We’ll be able to sell maybe a million of these cards.” Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick said applicants would be vetted as “world-class global citizens” and suggested corporations could also purchase gold cards for skilled employees. Trump added: “They’ll be wealthy, and they’ll be successful. And they’ll be spending a lot of money and paying a lot of taxes and employing a lot of people.” (Bloomberg / Politico / New York Times / Wall Street Journal / Associated Press / NPR / Washington Post / NBC News)

5/ EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin urged the White House to repeal the 2009 “endangerment finding,” which classifies greenhouse gases as a threat to public health. The endangerment finding forms the legal basis for climate regulations. Reversing the declaration that greenhouse gases endanger human health and welfare would lead to weakened regulations on emissions from power plants, vehicles, and other industries. The repeal process could take years and would likely face significant court battles. (Washington Post / Bloomberg / Politico)

The midterm elections are in 615 days.

✏ Notables.
  1. The U.S. and Ukraine agreed on a framework for a minerals deal, granting the U.S. partial access to Ukraine’s natural resources. President Volodymyr Zelensky is set to visit the White House on Friday to sign the agreement with Trump, who has demanded the deal as “payback” for U.S. military aid. The deal, however, no longer includes Trump’s initial demand that Ukraine contribute $500 billion but establishes a joint fund to manage revenues from mineral extraction. However, the agreement lacks security guarantees for Ukraine, a key concern for Zelensky. Trump said the U.S. would not offer major security assurances and suggested that Europe should handle that role. (Washington Post / New York Times / Bloomberg / Axios / Associated Press / ABC News / Wall Street Journal)
  2. Trump posted an AI-generated video envisioning Gaza as a luxury resort, complete with skyscrapers, beaches, and a “Trump Gaza” building. The 30-second clip, featuring Elon Musk and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, depicted bearded Hamas militants belly dancing, golden Trump statues, and a nightclub scene with Trump. Palestinian leaders and Arab nations rejected Trump’s earlier proposal for the U.S. to take control of Gaza, which the UN called “tantamount to ethnic cleansing.” (Axios / The Guardian / Politico / NPR / New Republic)
  3. A child in West Texas died from measles – the first U.S. measles death since 2015. The outbreak, now at 124 cases in Texas and nine in New Mexico, is concentrated in an undervaccinated Mennonite community where nearly 14% of schoolchildren have vaccine exemptions. Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a vaccine conspiracy theorist, downplayed the outbreak, calling it “not unusual.” (The Guardian / Associated Press / New York Times / NPR / Wall Street Journal)
 
So... Everyone has to come back to the office full time or be fired, and agencies have to relocate to cheaper locations (aka different/redder states)?
Awesome combo.
 
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