How To Properly Eat a Burger?

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Cajungal

Cajungal

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figmentPez said:
My problem has never been liking one thing so much I can't stop. It's liking so many things I can't eat everything I have a craving for.
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So true. I love too many things. People laugh at me at lunchtime at work because all I talk about is people's lunches. "Ooh that looks good--what did you make? Where do you get that??"
 
Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

I loooove to cook so I'm always excited to see what people made so I can try to find a recipe (or get theirs) and make it myself. Not to brag, but I am becoming quite a good cook. It's wonderful!
 
jwhouk

jwhouk

Speaking of burgers: I just had one. Turkey burger, grilled to well done, with a slice of American cheese, some ketchup and light ranch dressing, on whole wheat Sandwich Thins. And crinkle-cut fries.

How did I eat it? One bite at a time, y'all. One bite at a time.
 
Gilgamesh

Gilgamesh

jwhouk said:
Speaking of burgers: I just had one. Turkey burger, grilled to well done, with a slice of American cheese, some ketchup and light ranch dressing, on whole wheat Sandwich Thins. And crinkle-cut fries.

How did I eat it? One bite at a time, y'all. One bite at a time.
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Personally love Turkey Burgers teriyaki style. Nice grilled Pineapple Slice + Sauce mmmmm!
 
Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

One food that takes skill to not eat messily is a hard-shelled taco. Bite at the wrong angle, and the stuff will aaaaaaaaaaaall fall out and you will be the fool. YOU WILL BE THE FOOL!
 
Gared

Gared

Though to be fair, the burgers (and the rest of the food as well) from my local McChevron StationDonald's are horrible.
 
Gared

Gared

Yoshimickster said:
How bad are they? Like just bad flavor, space-worms, or both?
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Just bad flavor and bad execution. They've never actually made me sick, which is amazing considering my IBS, but the employees at that location don't seem to like to season the meat like they're supposed to, so it's bland. And they seem to have a hard time with that whole "filter the oil once a week" thing, so the fries are always extra nasty. And they have a habit of not always cooking the nuggets as long as they should, so they're slightly soggy instead of nice and crisp. Plus they always seem to be able to fuck up even the simplest of orders.
 
Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

UGH! Good to know.

Nuggets are definitely a guilty pleasure for me, I know they are absolute horrible and made from old fat chickens but they be TASTY!

Also I nothing KFC. Just bland, bland chicken if you ask me.
 
Gared

Gared

Yoshimickster said:
UGH! Good to know.

Nuggets are definitely a guilty pleasure for me, I know they are absolute horrible and made from old fat chickens but they be TASTY!

Also I nothing KFC. Just bland, bland chicken if you ask me.
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KFC used to be good, but they made them stop frying the chicken in partially hydrogenated soybean oil, and it's sucked ever since.[DOUBLEPOST=1359865876][/DOUBLEPOST]Coincidentally, or not really, that's the same reason the quality of McDonald's fries went down. Once we were forced to stop frying them in beef tallow we switched to PHSO, and then they had to stop using that and now the fries suck donkey balls.
 
Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

McDonald's fries are WEIRD in my opinion. Depending on the conditions be it refrigeration or just leaving them out a while their texture changes almost completely even more than normal foods.

You know whats great after a chilling though? Garlic bread. I don't know why, but it just the moisture of the fridge just brings out the flavor!
 
Bowielee

Bowielee

I hate McDonalds fries. They're just plain gross. They taste like over salted cardboard. If I have to eat fast food, my favorite place is Wendy's. It's actually a good thing that the one near my house closed and was repaced with a Subway.
 
Gilgamesh

Gilgamesh

Bowielee said:
I hate McDonalds fries. They're just plain gross. They taste like over salted cardboard. If I have to eat fast food, my favorite place is Wendy's. It's actually a good thing that the one near my house closed and was repaced with a Subway.
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Certain McDonald's food have actually been found to contain traces of cardboard.

(I read some articles about this a while back and now I can't find them. I wonder if McDonald's lawyers had them taken down....)
 
Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Bowielee said:
I hate McDonalds fries. They're just plain gross. They taste like over salted cardboard. If I have to eat fast food, my favorite place is Wendy's. It's actually a good thing that the one near my house closed and was repaced with a Subway.
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THATS IT! Cardboard taste! Plus unlike GOOD fries that you get at restaurant they don't get all moist and wondeful when you put them in the fridge as well as somehow saltier. McDonald's fries just go cardboardish.
 
WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

Yoshimickster said:
Also I nothing KFC. Just bland, bland chicken if you ask me.
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I quit eating KFC thanks to the one on Rte 30 in Hammonton. I went in there once to pick up a bucket of chicken for dinner at my parents' house because my mom wanted to use a coupon she had. There were so many flies in that place!! It was disgusting. After that I can't even think about KFC without feeling nauseous.
 
Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

WasabiPoptart said:
I quit eating KFC thanks to the one on Rte 30 in Hammonton. I went in there once to pick up a bucket of chicken for dinner at my parents' house because my mom wanted to use a coupon she had. There were so many flies in that place!! It was disgusting. After that I can't even think about KFC without feeling nauseous.
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I know, that place is AWFUL! My friend's mom used to work there and would retell her horror stories of the place.
 
Bowielee

Bowielee

I used to work at a Hardee's, and I still liked their food OK after that. EXCEPT their fried chicken. I was the only employee over 18, so I had to work the chicken station. I'll never eat that stuff.... like ever.
 
GasBandit

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Yoshimickster said:
One food that takes skill to not eat messily is a hard-shelled taco. Bite at the wrong angle, and the stuff will aaaaaaaaaaaall fall out and you will be the fool. YOU WILL BE THE FOOL!
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This is why Taco Bell invented the double decker taco. Got a hard taco? Slather some refried beans on a flour tortilla, place around the corn taco shell. Bam.. Broken pieces STAY WHERE THEY ARE.
 
Gared

Gared

GasBandit said:
This is why Taco Bell invented the double decker taco. Got a hard taco? Slather some refried beans on a flour tortilla, place around the corn taco shell. Bam.. Broken pieces STAY WHERE THEY ARE.
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Mmm... double decker taco supreme, with one packet each of hot and fire sauce. So tasty.
 
Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

I like making burritos but I either put too much stuff in it, or the tortilla breaks apart. So I either am too eager or too unlucky. Hows your burrito luck?
 
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