How To Properly Eat a Burger?

Bumble the Boy Wonder · Feb 9, 2013

Cajungal said:
Everything is always a euphemism.

..You just blew my mind

Also, my mind is a euphemism.

Yoshimickster · Feb 9, 2013

And that reminds me of how there is a fetish for every single thing that has ever existed. I'm not grossed out...more or less impressed by how amazing our world is.

Cajungal · Feb 9, 2013

We are nothing if not creative.

Yoshimickster · Feb 9, 2013

Just think...somewhere out in the world there is a guy turned on by a mail-box. Humanity.

Cajungal · Feb 9, 2013

It's just a semi-circular vagina... and some guys can't resist a red flag.

Yoshimickster · Feb 9, 2013

Tell me a guy who can resist a red flag and you got a guy who doesn't exist. LORD I'm drunk.

Back to food, I don't know who makes Trader Joe's Burritos but they know what the FUCK they are doing.

North_Ranger · Feb 10, 2013

I have an acquaintance who looks downright disgusted if I ever use the phrase "fish taco" in his presence.

sixpackshaker · Feb 10, 2013

The first time a waiter told me that their restaurant sold "fish tacos," I spit out my iced tea.

figmentPez · Feb 13, 2013

March 7th

Gared · Feb 13, 2013

Two words: Fish McBites.

Just when you think McDonald's couldn't get any worse. Oh, who am I kidding. They can always get worse.

Yoshimickster · Feb 13, 2013

Does anyone else find it weird how the dorito taco came out AFTER Kim Possible was on the air? You'd think they would've done a cross promotional deal or somethin'.

GasBandit · Feb 14, 2013

Yoshimickster said:
Does anyone else find it weird how the dorito taco came out AFTER Kim Possible was on the air? You'd think they would've done a cross promotional deal or somethin'.

Seems to me that a partnership with Taco Bueno would have been a better fit.

figmentPez · Mar 5, 2013

Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos have been bumped up a day. They will now be available tomorrow, March 6th

HCGLNS · Mar 6, 2013

Gared said:
Two words: Fish McBites.

Just when you think McDonald's couldn't get any worse. Oh, who am I kidding. They can always get worse.

Silent Bob · Mar 6, 2013

North_Ranger said:
I have an acquaintance who looks downright disgusted if I ever use the phrase "fish taco" in his presence.

GasBandit · Mar 7, 2013

HCGLNS said:
80s

I refuse to believe Jason Alexander EVER had hair. Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope...