Well, long ago and far away a drunk dumb ass injured her arm on a flight home from out west.
Fast forward to last night, on a flight back east from a loser town call Regina, some freak decides to climb over his airplane seat into her row to close her window.
So she ripped him a new one.
Then on the flight from TO to home some loser family decided that they would sit in the seat she purchased specifically so that her bad arm would not get injured again. She politely declined, so their little brat kicked her arm all flight long.
So she ripped them a new one.
Gets home late last night, gets the kids on the bus in the morning and sleeps some more.
Decides to see a Doctor about the pain in her good arm.
It's injured and she needs X-rays.
So she gets X-rays and decides to get a new license plate because her old one has fallen apart (de-lamination). (DMV is close to the Hospital)
Attempts to replace the plates and manages to break the screws (bad arms and hands and snow, yay snow!)
Grabs our daughter for a make up ballet class, after which she decides to take her to a clinic.
To treat daughter after clinic, they decide to get a blizzard at DQ.
Cops pull her over for no license plate visible.
She uses her boobs to get out of ticket.
She grabs dinner and DQ.
All this makes her late to get home, so I have to take our son to darts.
Once there he spills my opponents beer.
They arrive and collect my son and head home.
Once home, the kids steal her chicken strips, even though they have already had dinner. Find them too spicy and throw them out.
She's now grinding daily quests in WoW and using her boobs to get me to do her laundry.