[Rant] Minor Rant III: For a Few Hollers More

Yeah it's -15 here, I felt like a jerk sending my son to the bus stop.
My grandfather (from Denmark) had a saying: it's not really cold until it's negative on the Fahrenheit scale. So in Canada you wouldn't be able to complain, but given you didn't specify, likely you mean -15f which is damned cold, even by his standards. You have my sympathies.[DOUBLEPOST=1483715259,1483715227][/DOUBLEPOST]
It's like 30F here, it might snow 4 inches. There isn't a loaf of bread available for sale in a hundred mile radius.
Make some. Not that hard. You can probably find yeast in the store, they don't often (ever?) run out of that.
 
Make some. Not that hard. You can probably find yeast in the store, they don't often (ever?) run out of that.
Oh sorry, post was vague and it is the rant thread, I was just contrasting the panic that's happening here at 30F while a kid gets sent to school at -15F up north :)

I do not buy bread. We do not eat much of it at home (1-2 loaves a month), and it's always made from scratch. Already planning a batch of garlic bread to bake tonight or tomorrow. My yeast did recently go bad (stopped proofing, which I'm OK with after 1.5 years of using the same box), so I did buy a jar of it along with some cat food.
 
GFS sells bricks of SAF-Instant for < $3, it's never let us down (but of course we keep it in airtight containers in the fridge once it's been opened).

--Patrick
 
GFS sells bricks of SAF-Instant for < $3, it's never let us down (but of course we keep it in airtight containers in the fridge once it's been opened).

--Patrick
Closest GFS is 170mi from me, it looks like D: I buy my from Sam's Club, usually, similarly cheap and long-lasting when zipped and refrigerated. The small Kroger jar will tide me over until the next trip there, tho.
 
GFS sells bricks of SAF-Instant for < $3, it's never let us down (but of course we keep it in airtight containers in the fridge once it's been opened).
Never used the brick stuff before, always the Fleischmann's Traditional or Instant "granular" type. Seen it in the stores though. Not sure HOW to use it in recipes which always call for the stuff I use, so I haven't worried about it.
 
Never used the brick stuff before, always the Fleischmann's Traditional or Instant "granular" type. Seen it in the stores though. Not sure HOW to use it in recipes which always call for the stuff I use, so I haven't worried about it.
I don't mean yeast cakes. SAF-Instant is sold in a cube-shaped vacuum-packed foil container, which makes it feel like a solid brick. Once you cut into it, though, the air gets back in and it's just a powder like you're used to.

--Patrick
 
I don't mean yeast cakes. SAF-Instant is sold in a cube-shaped vacuum-packed foil container, which makes it feel like a solid brick. Once you cut into it, though, the air gets back in and it's just a powder like you're used to.
Ah, OK. Fair enough. I still wonder about yeast cakes though, just for curiosity's sake, though I don't bake enough to use that kind of quantity in one shot (my understanding is you need to open it, and use it fairly quickly), but I could be completely off. As I said, never used.
 
Ah, OK. Fair enough. I still wonder about yeast cakes though, just for curiosity's sake, though I don't bake enough to use that kind of quantity in one shot (my understanding is you need to open it, and use it fairly quickly), but I could be completely off. As I said, never used.
If you're using something that requires exactly that much yeast, you're good.
If not, it strikes me as somewhat wasteful.

--Patrick
 
Yeah, I'm also referring to foil-wrapped instant yeast blocks, not the yeast cake stuff. I think that stuff barely lasts 2 weeks, if memory serves right. No way a home baker could go through it, I don't think.
 

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What is GFS? Google tells me it's possibly a foodservice distributor like Sysco, but I'm not sure it that's what you all are talking about.
 

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Anything stronger than a light breeze is going to destroy the company's finances. Someone needs that beaten into their heads until they upgrade. Or you get hauled off for assault. ;)
The owner, who was supposedly coming in this week, is now supposedly coming in next week. I met with our GM today and he's gonna get me some facetime with the owner so I can make my case to him.

What I expect to be the response:

 
What is GFS? Google tells me it's possibly a foodservice distributor like Sysco, but I'm not sure it that's what you all are talking about.
It's short for "Gordon Food Service," a restaurant supply company that branched out into retail for things like church picnics and community events and then eventually just said, "Eh, let's be a regular retailer."

--Patrick
 
Yep. We have one close by, and we make use of them occasionally (high gluten/protien flour for pizza, for instance), but they aren't very price competitive for regular food. We go a few times a year for various things.
 
Yeah it's -15 here, I felt like a jerk sending my son to the bus stop.
Even up here in MON-WI we'd close schools for -15F. Of course, up here it's due to wind chills.[DOUBLEPOST=1483737931,1483737695][/DOUBLEPOST]
Northernish MN. Sort of by Nimrod. Yes, that's actually a town.
...I am suitably impressed. That's about 5 1/2-6 hours from me, and even further north.
 
Even up here in MON-WI we'd close schools for -15F. Of course, up here it's due to wind chills.[DOUBLEPOST=1483737931,1483737695][/DOUBLEPOST]

...I am suitably impressed. That's about 5 1/2-6 hours from me, and even further north.
We used to, but a lot of parents got mad about it. Mostly because it usually warms up to at least above zero by the afternoon. (Temps at night around here drop a lot). Right now it's a balmy POSITIVE 15. ;)
 
We didn't even delay school 2 hours. It builds character!

Really, anything below -10 is just damn cold. I can't tell the difference, except that I really had to lay into the brake pedal this morning.
 
They never closed school where I grew up due to temperature alone. Blizzard a couple of times, but not just temperature. Bundle up more, and get out there. And yes, I walked to school for most of it. In such temperatures. Snow pants!
 
After parents complained a few years ago our school district closes school if wind chill is below -20F(-29C).

We usually only get a few days like that a year though, so it's not as bad as much of Canada. We've got the Great Lakes around Michigan which moderates the temperature significantly, so it's not even as bad as just west a state or two.
 
Wind chill is in single digits here in Houston today. 20F right now.
As I just posted on facebook:

I think I officially have to turn in my Texan badge. Just went out and checked the mail in my t-shirt, 20 degrees outside with light snow. And I thought "meh, it's not that cold"
weather.com says it's 8 with the wind chill factor. My nipples didn't even get hard
 
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Yep. We have one close by, and we make use of them occasionally (high gluten/protien flour for pizza, for instance), but they aren't very price competitive for regular food. We go a few times a year for various things.
We go there mainly for three things: SAF-Instant yeast (for bread making), Diamond Crystal Kosher salt (for recipes), and for giant tubs of mini cream puffs (but mostly for the first two).
We do occasionally require high-gluten flour (for bagels), didn't realize they carry it. We've been going to the Jewish market instead.

--Patrick
 
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