GasBandit
Staff member
So jelly.The Offspring and Bad Religion are playing tonight. I can't wait!
So jelly.The Offspring and Bad Religion are playing tonight. I can't wait!
Dear Diary..Yesterday: Free pizza in the break room
Today: Free ice cream in the break room
Some days this job is alright.
Yeah yeah, I eat a lot of things nobody should eat.Too much sodium. No one should eat Campbell's anything.
You shut your whore mouth, base and vile heretic.Too much sodium. No one should eat Campbell's anything.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...use-high-blood-pressure-new-study-claims.htmlGuys, high blood pressure is a major killer. I'm only looking out for you.
It just happens to be that if you cut out the shitty foods that are high in sodium, your blood pressure also happens to go down.
Well, it's not the first "questionable" flavor of the month they've had.I'll not go to my grave saying "I've never had cheesy bacon beef beer stew."
OH DON'T GET ME STARTED on how my can of mixed nuts is de facto legally required to state: WARNING: CONTAINS PEANUTS & TREE NUTS.That's like saying cheese is high in dairy.
Not all soup is like that. An ex of mine made a lemon chicken soup that had almost no salt in it. It was pretty delicious.It's soup, or salt water with stuff in it. That's like saying cheese is high in dairy.
Stay out of my sex life!No one should eat Campbell's anything.
I think I saw this in a Disney movie, once.I am coaching a youth soccer team. After losing our first three games, we won the next four, got the middle draw in the playoff cup, and then went on to win five straight matches to win the overall cup. My voice is gone, but all 11 players on the team scored goals (including my son, youngest player in the league, woo!), and we somehow won the final game 8-3 even though the opposing team clearly had the two best players.
Long as I get played by Brad Pitt or George Clooney, I'm in. Keanu Reeves, no deal.I think I saw this in a Disney movie, once.
--Patrick
Rowan Atkinson.Long as I get played by Brad Pitt or George Clooney, I'm in. Keanu Reeves, no deal.
Wait, your goalkeeper scored?I am coaching a youth soccer team. After losing our first three games, we won the next four, got the middle draw in the playoff cup, and then went on to win five straight matches to win the overall cup. My voice is gone, but all 11 players on the team scored goals (including my son, youngest player in the league, woo!), and we somehow won the final game 8-3 even though the opposing team clearly had the two best players.
My neighbor coaches youth soccer, too. She rotates the players to different positions so everyone has a chance to score.Wait, your goalkeeper scored?
Keepers rotate every half (since it's a pain to swap out the jersey mid-action). Both players that play keeper are pretty athletic, so they can score on offense pretty easily, usually.Wait, your goalkeeper scored?
My neighbor coaches youth soccer, too. She rotates the players to different positions so everyone has a chance to score.
Huh, didn't know that.Keepers rotate every half (since it's a pain to swap out the jersey mid-action). Both players that play keeper are pretty athletic, so they can score on offense pretty easily, usually.
Also, photo of said youngest player in league...