Second day out sick at work.
This would be a rant, but since my wife has been at work and my son has been at school, I've taken the quiet to remove a half-dozen broken "tamper resistant" electrical outlets and replace them with normal ones. Evidently a lot of states (VA included) require that new homes be equipped with the tamper resistant ones when built. We had about 10 outlets around the house where only one of the pair worked. Now, all of the high-traffic areas have been fixed.
Why are they broken? Because my wife and the adult kids all thought "gently wiggle the plug into place, it will be stiff until it is broken in" meant instead "This plug won't go in. HULK SMASH!". Maybe this should be in the rant section.
Then again, I didn't electrocute myself, and nothing popped, arced, sizzled, smoked, exploded or caught on fire. Yet. And each plug only costs a buck fifty to replace. So, yup, minor victory.