ThatNickGuy - I don't see where you look like a whale either.
It's mostly stemming from that last pic. 
I was just about to ask for Herr Nick to explain himself, but it appears there are two Dills. I'm a dinosaur? I look like Nick? Or am I supposed to be Hedonismbot?! THE QUESTIONS! SO MANY QUESTIONS! (My brain is still scrambled and fried from watching the Star Wars holiday special btw)
With all due respect, Mrs. Specific, there's only one Dill in my heart and mind.
That's a 3-banded armadillo. Most dillos actually can't roll into a ball like that. It's a myth. Dill, on the other hand, is a 9-banded:
Down here, we call them "Speedbumps"
Fun Fact: Dill gets the crap kicked out of him. The next day, he asks his friend what he looks like. His friend's response? "Two words: Texas speedbump."
When we first moved to Savannah, my mom commented on the number of dead armadillos in the roadways... I've still yet to see a live one down here...
You got that right, past me.
GasBandit
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Another fun fact: In WW2, many of the German POWs were held in prison camps in the southern US. Hushed whispers of a fearsome, previously unknown beast that stalked the brush outside the fence rippled through the population, instilling wonder and trepidation upon them. They called it... Panzerschwein. Armored Pig.
I always love learning new compound nouns in German such as that. One summer in the Land of Deutsch, I was once giving an English presentation to my German-speaking 4th grade class where had to translate the word 'Gamecock' into German for them. Do you know how difficult it is to say the word Kampfhahn (aka Fighting Chicken) and keep a straight face? Oh, yeah. The English teacher came from the land of fightin' chikins. Git-r-done.
Could have always used Krieghahn 
Then you'd love Dutch. Even more hanginwordstogether fun ;-)
Heh, I live next to one of those POW camps and I have Panzerschwein in my yard quite often.
Could have always used Krieghahn
Sir Big Spur will have none of these Shenanigans! He is a fightin' chikin![DOUBLEPOST=1344889960][/DOUBLEPOST]
There are times when I would just slap a string of German words together and hope they'd work only to find out my franken-word was actually a proper noun.
FTW!Man that is one big... never mind. I'll not step into a Nick's prom-night joke...
That would NOT translate to a Nick's Prom Night joke. 
That's what Nick said?That would NOT translate to a Nick's Prom Night joke.
This is now my favorite manicure EVER! I feel like I am not cool enough for this mani!!
OI!!!!That would NOT translate to a Nick's Prom Night joke.
...
Yeah, that's true.
I really need to stop sticking my finger in the light socket.
ALIENS
Oh he definitely needs to do this pose.
I went to a Chili Peppers concert this week and it was the best concert of my life. Granted, they're my favorite band, so I'm a bit biased.
Went to the Zoo with my girlfriend a couple months ago, I couldn't take a picture that didn't cut out part of her face.
She solved the problem.
I got tired of longer hair, so I cut a lot of my hairs off.
Went to the Zoo with my girlfriend a couple months ago, I couldn't take a picture that didn't cut out part of her face.
She solved the problem.
I got tired of longer hair, so I cut a lot of my hairs off.
They say that during the first year, most of their hair goes white.[DOUBLEPOST=1345349813][/DOUBLEPOST]Wait, or am I thinking of the President?
I'm pretty sure it's dogs..
I'm pretty sure it's dogs..
I present for your consideration a picture from the most fun wingsuit flight I have had as of yet!
