Halforums, where we can't have nice things.You lost the privilege of hearing my sex mishaps, though, proved you can't handle THOSE...
It's okay. You'll never top the hilarity of the first one, anyway.Sex life, sure, sex mishaps? No no no. And there are many of those.. just the other week we --- *content blocked for this forum*
You're right.This thread could use some pictures.
You're right.This thread could use some pictures.
Apparently I need to hit the gym.This thread could use some pictures.
Oh, don't be sad. I can't even ride a bicycle.Well after Jelly's comment I guess I'll have to post a new picture of myself.
(See cause now I am a sad panda.)
Are YOU trying to make ME post a sad panda pic??Aw, it's easy, man. And you'll never forget how. It's just like having sex.
Tell her if she does that again, I'll be swinging by to pluck out her eyes as taxes, and possibly her fingernails and toes. If you get hurt, where will all our mishap humor ( nice tooth there) come from?[/QUOTE]She's not kidding, she actually threatened me with a broken bottle when I shaved mine off.
How dare you steal my sad panda picture!Well after Jelly's comment I guess I'll have to post a new picture of myself.
(See cause now I am a sad panda.)
Does her eye count? The position we were in, it might as well have been mine.I'm sure it's happened to other people, but that didn't make it less funny. Still, if it's so common, I'd love to know if it's happened to anyone here who'd admit it.
Does her eye count? The position we were in, it might as well have been mine.I'm sure it's happened to other people, but that didn't make it less funny. Still, if it's so common, I'd love to know if it's happened to anyone here who'd admit it.
True, true. I usually catch these kinds of errors, but I've had a few beers watching football and I'm slightly drunkAcuerdate que en inglés no se abren los signos de interrogación, amigo
I usually forget it in informal spanish too, but I have a friend who absolutely hates it, and as we speak on the internet pretty often, I'm getting used to add them whenever I write a sentence without them.Nor in catalan. Half of the time I don't even do it in Spanish!
SJ: That's funny!
Well, duh. It's your reaction to it that's hilarious.Someone else in THIS FORUM shared how semen went UP and then OUT through their NOSE. Semen out of the NOSE. If there's not a golden chance for comedy there there isn't anywhere, yet you ignored THAT story and pummeled mine to death. So I'm thinking it's not about the story itself.