Eh, we can get another batch of gladiators. Always plenty of plebs to toss into the arena.*looks at the pile of corpses*
We'll keep that in mind for the next batch.
Eh, we can get another batch of gladiators. Always plenty of plebs to toss into the arena.*looks at the pile of corpses*
We'll keep that in mind for the next batch.
Research in the 90s on related products informed me that the taste is in the shape, in fact.
Ha! Funny you should post this: tomorrow my friend and I are doing the NY Diva Dash 5K dressed as Calvin and Hobbes. It's going to interesting running the obstacles in tiger jammies.Here is a "It's Friday and I am bored silly selfie"
Bring a volleyball with you.It's going to interesting running the obstacles in tiger jammies.
No no, just the head. I'm still a walking carpet from the neck down.
You have a neck???No no, just the head. I'm still a walking carpet from the neck down.
Oh, My Queen, you have no idea. I'm like a 6-foot tall Doomweasel, except, you know, without the doom. Or the weaseling.
So my doctor assures me, and the fact that I get it squeezed regularly in jiu-jitsu class tends to confirm his findings.You have a neck???
--Patrick
You need to work more on both your doom and your weaseling. I shall expect a report on your progress by Monday.Oh, My Queen, you have no idea. I'm like a 6-foot tall Doomweasel, except, you know, without the doom. Or the weaseling.
As in "a boot to the head".As in Cal-Gary Cal-Ross?
It was a discussion on the pronunciation of Calgary. In the skit, they say "Cal-GARY" as opposed to the more commonly used "CAL-gury", which we agreed with.What about it?
Yeah, no, I was making a pun on your use of "a boot"...It was a discussion on the pronunciation of Calgary. In the skit, they say "Cal-GARY" as opposed to the more commonly used "CAL-gury", which we agreed with.
Hmm. It looks like his face is almost ready to be harvested in order to reveal a pair of glorious sideburns.That's The Plaza washed out in the background, but proof we were together in Manhattan!
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And the skit even mentions calgary by name!And one more for Jenny and the wimp.
OW!
Ooof!
Shaved. Back to stubble/male model status.Hmm. It looks like his face is almost ready to be harvested in order to reveal a pair of glorious sideburns.
--Patrick