Official Goblins (comic) Thread

Will Chief ultimately survive this encounter?

  • Yes, Chief will survive

    Votes: 2 15.4%
  • No, Chief will not survive

    Votes: 10 76.9%
  • I can close this poll now?

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • When did we get that?

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    13
  • Poll closed .
Oh I'm sure there'll be some previously unannounced flaw or secret ability that saves the protagonist from a logically impossible situation yet again.

EDIT: Although the actual protagonists haven't been seen in the comic for two and a half years now, so who knows anymore?
 
I mean, the only way to kill him is probably to either convince him to jump into or throw him into an oblivion hole. With each new show of over powerdness he has, I feel that becomes more and more obvious, ya know? So basically I know he's going to moat likely die, and I feel I know how, and we know they're going to tea-laport (see what I did there?!?) To the GAP.

And I wish they would just get on with it.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Maybe he realizes that because of the mess he has now altered too many variables and his calculations have to start all over again... and wonders if it is even worth the effort.
 
I'm wondering if Minmax can ace a diplomacy roll and make Psion Minmax realize that he's completely disregarded that his views may be flawed or that his desires shouldn't superseded others against their will.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
They don't die at this point.

"What?"

The Psion doesn't get them. I'm explaining to you because you look a little nervous.
 
Weird looking possibly aquatic minmax hasn't gone yet. I bet he can do some shit besides suck and die.
 
I can see why he didn't mention that, much as his mother insisted. Introducing that kind of thing into the conversation as "proof" of anything would likely have become extremely unpleasant and NOT resolved anything.
 

Dave

Staff member
You mean it is actually a meaningful number and not just a random one pulled out of his ass?[DOUBLEPOST=1372772119][/DOUBLEPOST]And how the hell did you find that so fast?
 

figmentPez

Staff member
You mean it is actually a meaningful number and not just a random one pulled out of his ass?
No, I mean some other forum ended up in the Google search results first. I have no idea what number means, though I kind of like it being the number of runs through the maze Psimax has had, even if I don't think that's right.
 
Wait, so that number is his weakness? They have to...math him...to death?

Is that what I'm reading?
 

GasBandit

Staff member
I think it's funny we were grousing over how overpowered the psion was... and the FIRST line of the new comic is Kin grousing about how overpowered the psion is.
 
All the Goblins-related forums in the world are discussing 77914839447, trying to figure it out... and it turns out it doesn't matter at all!

Thunt you magnificent bastard.
 
So not only is the number pulled out of his ass, but the reasons it can't be a relevant number are also pulled out of his ass.

Convenient that the kins have the ability to both recognize and reprogram his weakness number though.
 

Necronic

Staff member
Yeah, someone definitely wrote themselves into a corner here. It's interesting trying to watch a good writer make something good out of awful story.

And yeah, this is awful story.
 
Yeah, someone definitely wrote themselves into a corner here. It's interesting trying to watch a good writer make something good out of awful story.

And yeah, this is awful story.
Started out full of promise and has had some highpoints but yeah godawful
 
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