Official Goblins (comic) Thread

Will Chief ultimately survive this encounter?

  • Yes, Chief will survive

    Votes: 2 15.4%
  • No, Chief will not survive

    Votes: 10 76.9%
  • I can close this poll now?

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • When did we get that?

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    13
  • Poll closed .

GasBandit

Staff member
And in related wierd news, VG Cats has actually updated 3 times in the last month, after years of inactivity. WTF?!
 
First I was like :D
Then I was like D:

Then I realized there's an alt universe where minamx fused with the carnage symbiote and I'm supposed to give a fuck about the minmax who wants a handy from a snake lady?!?
 
Wait... what?

Why is Psimax suddenly not invulnerable to our Minmax now?
They actually tell you why

"It says here he knows 38 ways to kill someone using only his thumb". Psionic Min-Max had a weakness to 38 since they changed it from that ludicrous number. His weakness is Min-Max's Thumb now.
 
They actually tell you why

"It says here he knows 38 ways to kill someone using only his thumb". Psionic Min-Max had a weakness to 38 since they changed it from that ludicrous number. His weakness is Min-Max's Thumb now.
Ah. That's actually pretty cool. I totally missed it.
 
Wait, but he could just reset and destroy the world on the next run. I think they still would have to throw him into an oblivion hole to stop him. But that's sure to be some kind of paradox.
 
I'm guessing that the Kin Brigade will stay in the dungeon to carry out their plan, but our folks will leave with some treasure....

....but all that will only be revealed after Thunt breaks away to one of the other teams for a year.
 
Side note!

Goblins and Girls with sling shots are both with hive works (which I guess hosts comics) instead of blind ferret. I think Something Positive is the last non shomer comic they have?
 
ALT.

SPLAN.

ATIONS.



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You know, this is this same problem I'm having with (much beloved) Charles Christopher. GET BACK TO THE STORY.
 

Dave

Staff member
Yessssss! Yeeeeeessssss! Let the hate low through you!

(I fucking hate them as well.)
 
I find them interesting, but I'd prefer if they were "bonus" strips instead of replacements for "proper" strips.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
So I was rereading some old archived strips, and it suddenly hit me... the goblin god, Maglubiyet.... is "Table Game" pronounced backwards. Did everybody but me already know this?
 
So I was rereading some old archived strips, and it suddenly hit me... the goblin god, Maglubiyet.... is "Table Game" pronounced backwards. Did everybody but me already know this?
I... I never noticed that. How the hell did you realize it?
 

GasBandit

Staff member
I... I never noticed that. How the hell did you realize it?
I'd like to say I have a knack for noticing when wierd names are really something else backwards... but obviously not that big a knack if something like this snuck by me.
 

Dave

Staff member
I think one of the issues is that nobody really knows how it's pronounced and that it isn't spelled the same.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
I think one of the issues is that nobody really knows how it's pronounced and that it isn't spelled the same.
Well, it doesn't really matter how it's pronounced forwards. But backwards, it's clearly - Teyibulgam - Tablegame.
 
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