Official Goblins (comic) Thread

Will Chief ultimately survive this encounter?

  • Yes, Chief will survive

    Votes: 2 15.4%
  • No, Chief will not survive

    Votes: 10 76.9%
  • I can close this poll now?

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • When did we get that?

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    13
  • Poll closed .

Necronic

Staff member
Even so, though this might vary between different cultures, displays of strong emotion are generally associated with small children, whereas grown adults are usually expected to act thoughtful and restrained, and keep their emotions in check.
This may be an expectation in a lot of places, but its absurd to think its how reality works. Adults are, quite often, governed by their emotions. They just hide it better.
 
You really think Minmax and Forgath would be pleased to be travelling around with an evil dickwad whose morality offends them? They might be more effective in battle or dungeons, but that's hardly a good trade-off. What can be put-up with at a gaming table for a few hours a week is really vastly different from what is ideal for real people. People who make decisions to endure someone like Goblinslayer in real life end up worse off because he's a negative element despite his stats being an advantage. Long term he would have been in conflict with Minmax and Forgath on a personal level. In the real world such radical differences in personality either result in silent unhappiness, outright conflict or one side or the other having to change. Most of the time, it's the good people who end up corrupting their morals more and more over time when they make practical choices that violate their ethics for the sake of power.
In one word, absolutely, Minmax and Forgath would have been pleased. They are adventurers by trade, which is a very risky profession where they face violent death on a constant basis. What they are doing is not having fun with friends, it is killing things and taking their stuff. The adventuring skills of Goblinslayer are what would have kept them alive, and the money rolling in.

Dellyn was the best chance they had of both successfully completing their present quest of taking out the goblin adventuring party, and making it to the high levels themselves. And they blew it because Minmax let his emotions get the better of him, a mistake which may end up costing them their lives.
Are you serious? I'm not talking about "displaying mild emotion", I'm talking about genuinely being happy at a party. I'm talking about feeling a sense of joy at completing work. I'm talking about just being happy to be with people you like, instead of trying to figure out if there's any "important" things you need to talk about while you're together.
Enjoying yourself at a party is nice. Making the best use of the time you spend there by turning it into both nice and productive is better. I suppose it is possible some people may find it hard or distasteful to combine the two, though the ones who do it successfully may go home with a little more than the ones who do not. And such small things accumulate.
I'm beginning to think we're not even talking about the same thing when we say "emotion". The five basic emotions: Happiness/joy, anger, fear, sadness and guilt.
Possibly we aren't. The emotions previously featured in the discussion were, as I recall, hatred and love.

If there is confusion on the point, then please understand that I'm certainly not disputing their existence, merely their utility in decision making.
This is what I've been told by experts: people who ignore either their emotions, or their intellect, and make decisions based mostly on one or the other often end up making bad decisions that result in dysfunction.
Bad decisions in terms of results obtained, or from the point of view of emotional development or some similar factor?
This may be an expectation in a lot of places, but its absurd to think its how reality works. Adults are, quite often, governed by their emotions. They just hide it better.
Certainly, and I doubt anyone in this thread is claiming otherwise. I believe it is the utility of emotions in decision making that is under discussion here, not the existence of emotions in individuals, or the assumption that many are ruled by them.
"Your eyes are full of hate, Ben Hur. That is good. Hate keeps a man alive."
"Grief? They beat that out of me in the first year. Hatred was stronger, and it took five years until my heart was closed to all emotion."
 

figmentPez

Staff member
If there is confusion on the point, then please understand that I'm certainly not disputing their existence, merely their utility in decision making.
Well, I'll side with experts in the field of psychology, and not with some armchair analysis of fictional characters, and say that "wise mind" decision making is what I'll stick with, as it's proven as much as anything in the field of psychology.

I completely disagree with your analysis of the characters of Minmax and Forgath, but I'm sick of arguing. There's no way they'd be happy traveling with Goblinslayer. Despite being named "Minmax" there is more to him than just treasure and experience, as evidenced by his love for Kin, if nothing else.
 
I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Is there raising in this universe? I mean yeah, we've never seen it, but Forgath IS a cleric...
From all accounts, they've all died horribly a number of times since the maze resets every time... if Forgath and Minmax off themselves, it might bring back Kin too, on the next reset of the maze... but with the damage to reality that Psymax has wrought, would that still work?
 

Necronic

Staff member
Well I'm not sure she's actually dead, or that this will kill her. It depends on how far down her body the damage goes really. Maybe it's just like losing her legs. MAYBE SHE"LL GET HUMAN LEGS NOW
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Well I'm not sure she's actually dead, or that this will kill her. It depends on how far down her body the damage goes really. Maybe it's just like losing her legs. MAYBE SHE"LL GET HUMAN LEGS NOW
Losing a leg, as a human, is a pretty good bet to be fatal from shock and rapid blood loss via the femoral artery.
 
Really, unless the potion keeps her from dying (assuming she didn't just die from massive damage), there is an excellent chance she's dead and they'll have to raise her... which might be a bit of trouble in their current world. They'd probably have more luck getting a Druid to reincarnate her, as they'd probably be less racist against monsters.

... which is probably how they'll make her human.
 

Necronic

Staff member
Hey maybe she's like a gecko and can just regrow it. Would be a cool party trick: "Ohhhh GOD what did you do! I am slain!
 
Is there raising in this universe? I mean yeah, we've never seen it, but Forgath IS a cleric...
I believe back when Chief was killed, the issue was raised in the forums. The answer was that you can raise the dead, but it's extremely difficult. It requires very high level players/NPCs, and very rare items. So, for all practical intents and purposes, anyone who's dead stays dead.
 
She's not dead until we get the -10. Even so, fogarth isn't anywhere near powerful enough to help out. He just got 2nd level spells, right?

I don't really know psions that well so I'm wondering what he's doing that allows him to just blow things up forever.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
I might not be remembering correctly, but I think even the earliest resurrection spell (which a level 2 cleric would not have) needed diamond dust as a reagent.
 
Doesn't that depend on the version? Like, aren't spell mats just ignored in a lot of D&D stuff?
GMs usually kept track of mats for things like Raise Dead, if only because they want their challenges to have bite. But yeah, Gas is right. Forgath would need to be at least level ten to raise her. She's ether dead or they are going to be resetting the maze after this... or there is going to be an item that can heal her in the vault.
 
There's a lower level one where they could raise her within a few minutes but that's like level 4 or 5 spell anyway.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
The more I look at it, the more likely a reset seems to me. Kin's pretty much guaranteed to be a goner. Minmax "sensing" her die has ended his berserker rage, and he's still in the tower room fighting off tons of alternates (though in my mind, the punch line after the comic was every alternate Kin in the tower room suddenly shouting "What?!") , and one could easily see Fograth completing the triumvirate by doing something desperate like attack Psymax - the keys being liquified meaning there's no way to complete the maze. Psymax concludes that too many variables have changed for his attempt at obliviating the maze to proceed, so he allows it to reset so he can try again.

Then, this is just even wilder conjecture at this point for me, but maybe he rigs the next playthrough to have "our" HAG complete the maze so they're out of subsequent resets, and then successfully obliviates the Maze of Many, with no pesky unforeseen variables in the mix any longer.
 

Dave

Staff member
I wonder if the reset allows them to remember since they went through an oblivion hole. I can't see Thunt going through all this to just have them reset.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
I wonder if the reset allows them to remember since they went through an oblivion hole. I can't see Thunt going through all this to just have them reset.
Maybe their counter will be destroyed, as Psymax's was. Or not, this could all just be lead up to explain why on the next iteration that Psymax helps them win. Sort of like a preemptive flashback.

The real question to me, is, since Oblivious now exists outside of time, will IT be reset along with the maze? The color-changing armor probably would be.

And here it is tuesday, 12:49 gmt-8, Thunt. YOUR AUDIENCE DEMANDS CLOSURE.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
I had a bad feeling when he didn't post a "drawing now, watch live!" news update... and now my bad feeling has been proven correct.

Another one of those infernal "altsplanation" cop-outs, a glorified text document rasterized in italic all-caps comic sans.
 
I had a bad feeling when he didn't post a "drawing now, watch live!" news update... and now my bad feeling has been proven correct.

Another one of those infernal "altsplanation" cop-outs, a glorified text document rasterized in italic all-caps comic sans.
This is probably an intentional trolling.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
This is probably an intentional trolling.
His twitter feed said he "had to" put up the altsplanation because the "rest of [his] life" was getting "too far behind."

Mealy mouthed shit like that is what keeps internet comics firmly in the "not a real job" corner so far as the rest of the world is concerned.
 

Dave

Staff member
As much as I hate to agree with Gas, let me give you another example. PVP hadn't updated yesterday when I checked at 7 pm (although it did sometime after that) and today's is still not up. If this was a hobby I could understand, but it's their full time job, right?
 
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