Two Wongs don't make a Wight.
Pet Peeve rants.
- Thread starter Mathias
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...and if they did the pregnancy would be Occidental.
Pretend they're initials. George Oscar Davidson loves you and Harry Isaac Salters' grace will wash over you, oh praise Hannah Irene Masterson.
Dave
Staff member
You know, I've never really given a shit what people post on their own page about God (or god or GOD or "god") with one exception.
A few years ago someone posted a response to ME on MY page about how I could say something negative about god or religion. So I went on HIS page and pasted the EXACT SAME WORDS to a pro-god post he made asking why he would post such a thing. He railed at me, then blocked me and defriended me.
Still gives me a chuckle.
A few years ago someone posted a response to ME on MY page about how I could say something negative about god or religion. So I went on HIS page and pasted the EXACT SAME WORDS to a pro-god post he made asking why he would post such a thing. He railed at me, then blocked me and defriended me.
Still gives me a chuckle.
Cajungal
Staff member
GAH laughing... Can't do the "funny" tag on Tapatalk...No no no! It's "I'M hugging both of YOU."
Waiting for something the day before anything new is to be released. I just feel so damn antsy about it!
Cajungal
Staff member
Gnaaarrraghhaaaaagh. Right now everything is a pet peeve. I hate everything. PMS is very real for me. I'm good at internalizing all this aggravation (or finding outlets so I don't ruin anyone's day), but I hate that right before my period starts, everyone turns into a monster that lays obnoxiousness eggs that hatch all over my day. There are peeping peeves everywhere. I want to throw one of the more bratty pre-k kids across the soccer field.
I enjoy this mental image. I believe you're also the one who provided me with the phrase "punch through a crowd of puppies," which I have used on occasion.
Cajungal
Staff member
HAH! I forgot about that one... "Crowd of puppies."
When you ask to try something I'm making and I scrape some onto a spoon and hand it out to you, TAKE THE FUCKING SPOON AND PUT IT IN YOUR OWN MOUTH, do not grab my hand holding the spoon and physically force me to spoon feed you, it's just gaaaaaah this is so creepy why are you doing this
GasBandit
Staff member
Every time this salesperson introduces somebody to me she says ".. he's the engineer around here. He makes everything work!"
I'M NOT AN ENGINEER.
I DON'T HAVE A DEGREE IN ENGINEERING.
I DON'T MESS WITH THE TRANSMITTER OR THE WIRING OR THAT STUFF.
I WILL NEVER CLIMB THE TOWER FOR ANY REASON.
I AM I.T.
INFORMATION. TECHNOLOGY.
I FIX THE COMPUTERS.
I ADMINISTRATE THE NETWORK.
THAT IS NOT ENGINEERING.
THE ACTUAL ENGINEER WHO WORKS HERE DIES A LITTLE INSIDE EVERY TIME YOU DO THAT.
I'M NOT AN ENGINEER.
I DON'T HAVE A DEGREE IN ENGINEERING.
I DON'T MESS WITH THE TRANSMITTER OR THE WIRING OR THAT STUFF.
I WILL NEVER CLIMB THE TOWER FOR ANY REASON.
I AM I.T.
INFORMATION. TECHNOLOGY.
I FIX THE COMPUTERS.
I ADMINISTRATE THE NETWORK.
THAT IS NOT ENGINEERING.
THE ACTUAL ENGINEER WHO WORKS HERE DIES A LITTLE INSIDE EVERY TIME YOU DO THAT.
Being the last person at the table to get food, and resisting every urge to ask if I can have one of their fries because I know that I'm getting food but I'm HUNGRY!
fade
Staff member
If it makes you feel any better, actual engineers die a little inside everyday anyway.
Due to winter and all the bad weather we have been getting down here, my major pet peeve is people that drive in flat/low light conditions with out their headlights on. Sure you can see "OK" with your lights off, but nobody can see you. I feel like if they strike another car they should be brought up on attempted murder charges. There have been so many times lately that I have started to pull out because I could not see the car, but I could see the motion...(I hope that makes sense.)
Really, my peeve is just people who don't realize that headlights are at least as much so others can see you as you can see out.
On electronic devices, especially computer, when people write "(sp?)" or "(not sure of the spelling...) or something like that. You're on the internet, right now, you could look it up, n'est-ce pas?
I was skinny all my life (I'm still thin), and constantly got asked if I ate enough, or if I was hungry, or asked why I don't eat more. "I can count your ribs through your shirt!" No, you can't, and I eat until I am not hungry, thank you, shut up, no, I know it's been five minutes but I still don't want a sandwich, no I'm good, it's not that I wanted something else instead, though that muffin looks great, I just don't want to eat and OH MY GOD NO I DON'T WANT PASTA, I DON'T WANT TO EAT, I AM NOT HUNGRY
...Uhm
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