Questions Game!

[Baerdog]

Salmon.

Stewart or Colbert?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Colbert for funny, Stewart for insight.

Do you want to be Lando or Boba?

 

[Chad Sexington]

Lando.

Which is Worse or Never Have I Ever?

 

[sixpackshaker]

At the rate that you are going, you will never... much worse.

Rather be a Has Been or Up and Coming Actor?

 

[Gryfter]

Neither

Do you want fries with that?

 

[Baerdog]

Curly fries, bitch.

Super size, King size, or Biggie size?

 

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

Biggie Size. Gotta gets my frosty on.

Have you ever seen the rain?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Not for six months. Friggen burn ban stopping my bonfire party.

How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man?

 

[Gryfter]

Uh... ask Mr. Owl.

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid or The Sting?

 

[sixpackshaker]

none of the above.


How annoying is that?

 

[North_Ranger]

Less annoying than the proverbial fat lady singing with the necessary accoutrements - shield, horned helmet, metal bra and um...

What do you call those hair thingies stereotypical Vikings always have?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Merkin.

Do you know what a Merkin is?

 

[North_Ranger]

Either an American or a gender-neutral expression describing fish-tailed people living underwater.

Top woman, bottom fish... or top fish, bottom woman?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Spoiler: Merkin

Pubic Hair Toupee.

Sounds like the punchline from a Shel Silverstein song... in the end, you go for the fish head and woman tail.

Where the Sidewalk Ends, or Uncle Shelby's ABZ Book?

 

[North_Ranger]

I have no idea what the perkele you are talking about, 'shaker.

Reindeer - meat, transport or sheep replacement in arctic climes?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Research Shel Silverstein.

Sheep replacement, it gets cold and lonely up there.

150 years ago, Musket or Bow and Arrow?

 

[North_Ranger]

In 1861? Revolver.

250 years ago, same question.

 

[Jiarn]

Neither, I dress like a pimp

Wikipedia or Wikileaks?

 

[Null]

Wikipedia, since I fear albinos.

Cat food or spam?

 

[Sparhawk]

Spam, it smells better and I know how to fry it.

iPhone or Android?

 

[Jiarn]

Android. I like freedom.

Xbox 360 or PS3?

 

[Terrik]

Xbox 360.

Your friend is a talking pie. Will he LIVE...or will he DIE?

 

[Cheesy1]

Is it heatherling's pie?

But what I really want to know is: Are you gonna go my way?

 

[linglingface]

If I'm the chosen one. (wtf pie?? )

Will you answer this question with another question?

 

[linglingface]

Nope, I've only been there once and I was too young to have pie worth eating. Wow that was dirty... >.>

Favorite vacation place?

 

[Sparhawk]

Walt Disney World, going for the 4th time next year.

Favorite song of all time?

 

[Jiarn]

Let's Dance by David Bowie

Favorite musician?

 

[Gryfter]

Too numerous to list.

Favorite way to cook an egg?

 

[Null]

I rather enjoy the ham, cheese, and bell pepper omelettes I make now and then.

Object name that sounds like it should be a sexual position, but isn't?

 

[General Specific]

Whetstone

Who is the worst super hero ever?

 

[Chad Sexington]

Matter Eater Lad.

What do you talk to yourself about most?

 

[Cajungal]

Clumsy things I do. I'll drop something and say, "Now Leslie, why would you go and do that? Bad Leslie." Etc. etc.

What living person, if any, do you think is truly pure evil? No good intentions, no pure thoughts, just pure evil.

 

[Sparhawk]

Yes.

Who is your favorite character on NCIS?

 

[Mathias]

Abby Sciuto

Which is better Monster or Red Bull?

 

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

Monster. I even avoid the Red Bull guys that give it away for free at school...

Do you like me-like me, yes or no? (circle one)