Random Video Game Crap

Evolve was easily one of my favorite games of all time. I'm not sure anything else will quite capture the experience.
I played the beta, really liked it. Was about to pre-order it and got a spreadsheet of the various options I could order.
The price-tag was not consumer friendly and sure as hell won't pay full price for a game that won't give me all the content.
Pre-order DLC I can begrudgingly accept as long as it is cosmetic... but to be denied certain hunters/monsters? Fuck off.
 
I mean that's the thing. Evolve cut its own throat with the pre-order and day 1 DLC. It was grinding its taint in your face that they were selling you basically a freemium-model game at premium AAA title prices. If it had been a $10 game with all that DLC, I think it'd have gotten a pass on most of it. "Yeah, the base version doesn't have a lot, but it's cheap and it's still fun with a good group" goes pretty far. Heck, if they'd spaced out the DLC so it every quarter they offered a few new bits, instead of having all the crap ready on day 1 but costing extra, it wouldn't have seemed so greedy and offensive.
 
Someone's gonna hafta ride back to town and get a shitload of joystick nubs!
...man, it's been too long since I've seen that movie.

--Patrick
 
I never used a N64 controller that way, but they're really hard to get re-used to. I kind of want to play Turok 2, but those controls are pretty much unplayable after being spoiled by modern FPS controls. I'm supposed to aim up and down with the C-buttons? WTF?
 
I never used a N64 controller that way, but they're really hard to get re-used to. I kind of want to play Turok 2, but those controls are pretty much unplayable after being spoiled by modern FPS controls. I'm supposed to aim up and down with the C-buttons? WTF?
Try changing the controls to "Expert - arcade mode"

--Patrick
 
Holy shit, I have 399 games on Steam?! How the hell did that happen?

Mind you, that's over a 10-year period, with lots of sales, gifts, and bundles. Still, 399?!

That's an average of almost 40 games per year. Of course, some of those games are like $1 little games like Downwell and Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2016.
 

figmentPez

Staff member
Holy shit, I have 399 games on Steam?! How the hell did that happen?
Don't forget that some games tick that # up multiple times. Each episode of Sam & Max counts, I think. Also, my Steam says 238 games, but I only counted 220-some going down the list, so I'm not sure where the discrepancy comes in.
 
Add Trackmania to the list of things that would be spectacular in VR
...but which would need to have vomit ports built into the helmet.

--Patrick
I can speak to experience, playing Elite and piloting my ship in a dogfight, when my thrusters get disabled and I can't stop myself from simply tumbling through space.
 

figmentPez

Staff member
4000 hours? FOUR THOUSAND HOURS!!? And that's only on Steam and in the last 10 years. That's not accounting for console play time or all the non-Steam games I've played.

Jesus Christ, what have I done with my life?
I'm not sure if I want to rate this post brofist or hugs, because I'm in the same boat.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
In your defense, your mental health took a severe beating with certain life events. It's understandable.
Actually, aside from Space Engineers, if anything my video gaming has decreased since then. A huge chunk of my hours come from games I played with Pauline, and there's probably another 5000+ hours not represented on there from when I just pirated whatever we wanted to play.[DOUBLEPOST=1485553444,1485553364][/DOUBLEPOST]
League of Legends is ghetto DOTA 2. Get your facts straight.
No, LoL is ghetto DOTA 1, DOTA 2 is ghetto LoL.

But us true connoisseurs play Demigod.
 
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