Random Video Game Crap

I don't even know what game it is let alone do the characters are, but given the question, I'd assume the booty.
The Guilty Gear series. Fun fighting games if you want something different to SF/Tekken/MK.

Transfem character is Bridget of the old "Everyone is gay for Bridget" meme. Which in it's defence back when that was a thing Bridget was officially a crossdressing guy rather than a trans woman so it wasn't as TERFy as it sounds now.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
This game really needs more time in the oven. It's got a solid idea behind it (AAA graphics on valheim with a touch of Palworld) but it's got serious QOL issues and some other shit. Controls are sludgy and unresponsive, the chore cycle is a little tedious, doors always swing the wrong fucking way, too many uninterruptible animations that do nothing but waste time, and too many "we have to be different for difference's sake" bad control decisions. Also the game is WAY too fiddly about the context for its contextual controls. Every single building interaction is the "try not to drink from the radioactive toilet when you are fishing an item out of it" levels of pixel-perfect irritation.
Ok, yeah. It is HELLA buggy and unfinished and unbalanced. This one's going back to the back of the queue, probably will check on it again in a year.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Enshrouded - "Humans this, humans that, humanity is blah blah blah"

You would have me believe THIS IS A HUMAN? This game is about the hobbit post-apocalypse.

 
Conventionally speaking, the average person is about 7.5 heads tall. The left side is about 7 heads tall, the right side is about 8.5 heads tall. So assuming average height of 5'9", left side is 5'4", right side is 6'6"
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Conventionally speaking, the average person is about 7.5 heads tall. The left side is about 7 heads tall, the right side is about 8.5 heads tall. So assuming average height of 5'9", left side is 5'4", right side is 6'6"
Trust me, you see enough of them in game, all the players look like the lollipop guild. Especially alongside other NPCs.

What they did, vs all they really needed to do to fix it

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