GasBandit
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Er, sorry, "Chase" was a House reference, not my recommended course of action.
Rant VII: Now With 25% Less Drama
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GasBandit
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I am sick and tired of that stone-stupid aging rockwhore who looks like a strip of turkey jerky with a boob job. She always, always screws shit up and loudly and indignantly (and slightly imploringly with a hint of I'm-bout-ta-break-down-and-cry hysteria) proclaim she didn't do anything differently from what she always does.
Not that she actually understands what she "always does," other than on the most basic "I click here and then click here and then type this and click here" level. She also can't tell the difference between a double, single, or right-click. And of course has no idea when each is appropriate.
Everybody's heard the old saw about how it is for women who have nothing going for them but their looks, and about how it is when those looks start to fade... well let me tell you, from a front row seat, captive audience perspective, it's irritating as hell to watch.
Not that she actually understands what she "always does," other than on the most basic "I click here and then click here and then type this and click here" level. She also can't tell the difference between a double, single, or right-click. And of course has no idea when each is appropriate.
Everybody's heard the old saw about how it is for women who have nothing going for them but their looks, and about how it is when those looks start to fade... well let me tell you, from a front row seat, captive audience perspective, it's irritating as hell to watch.
I just learned that I really hate MRI machines. 30 minutes in a coffin is not very fun.
Then you think back to EVERY episode of House... and the patient always "crashes" in the MRI.
Then you think back to EVERY episode of House... and the patient always "crashes" in the MRI.
I was so stressed that I came home and slept for an hour. I did make it through with out moving but, my arms were so bloody sore from having them over my head. It did not help that the "pad" my head was on dug into my shoulders.
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Jiarn
Hypochondria? -wink-
yeah I guess you are kidding, but to be clear, I am losing a nut in the next couple of days.
While not comfortable, I learned that I can sleep through the MRI's scanning... it helped that I'd not slept well the night before.
Then again, back in the day, I slept through another gun's fire mission, on the gun-line... *wry grin*
Then again, back in the day, I slept through another gun's fire mission, on the gun-line... *wry grin*
That does beat my sleeping through .22 gunfire outside my window once.
Jiarn...are you some kind of a jerk?
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Jiarn
As you can tell from his response, he was aware that I was trying to lighten a dark moment. Thanks for misreading.
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Jiarn
I love how much you hate. It's cute.
Anyway, it was a lighthearted comment, I've read the thread, I know his situation. Sorry you're offended.
Anyway, it was a lighthearted comment, I've read the thread, I know his situation. Sorry you're offended.
Dave
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If it's any consolation, while this is bad, it is not the end of the world. You will probably get a prosthetic and most people won't be able to tell the difference. Take it from me on this one. Additionally, even if you have only one real one, you can still reproduce. Again, take this from me. If you doubt, I can take a close-up shot of my scar. It's a little old, but still visible in the right light. Not that anyone wants to see my scrotum in the light of day, but trust me when I say you'll be fine.
ThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThis.
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makare
It'd be worth it just to hear about how Dave got arrested for being outside in the daylight taking pics of his junk.
Officer: "OK, run along then, Senator..."
I was doing a PET scan, and I fell asleep during the hour wait before I could hop on the machine.
Were you on an episode of "House MD?"
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makare
The only scan I had was during an extremely agonizing gall bladder attack and I don't think I could have fallen asleep with horse tranquilizers.
Hey, it was supposed to be a prank. I didn't realize that small steel bb would rattle around inside you like that during the scan!
Isn't one "sorry" supposed to be enough?
You monster!
Seriously. I'm considering a blood oath against Steinman's family for that, and I wasn't even there.
You cad.
Dave
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Is she going to be okay?
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