The EPIC WIN Thread 3: SON OF EPIC

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I stayed up all night once studying for a pregnancy test.

 

[PatrThom]

I stayed up all night once studying for a pregnancy test.

Cramming?

--Patrick

 

[Emrys]

 

[Emrys]

My vacation has been approved! Two weeks of blissful solitude without a single scholarship question to answer!

 

[Tiger Tsang]

My vacation has been approved! Two weeks of blissful solitude without a single scholarship question to answer!

The Doomweasel Wars, begun they have.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

What has two thumbs and a freshly tuned up bicycle that rides like a dream? This g-OH SHIT!

*crashes the bike due to not holding onto the handlebars*

 

[evilmike]

What has two thumbs and a freshly tuned up bicycle that rides like a dream? This g-OH SHIT!

*crashes the bike due to not holding onto the handlebars*

I am skeptical at someone with your level of experience crashing because of that.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I am skeptical at someone with your level of experience crashing because of that.

Well yes, but I couldn't pass up on the joke.

 

[Cheesy1]

I keep thinking of Waldorf and Statler from "Muppets Take Manhattan":

"Look Mom, no brains!"
"Oooh ho ho ho hooooo!"

 

[DarkAudit]

Well yes, but I couldn't pass up on the joke.

Let me put an image in your head... @ThatNickGuy in cyclist spandex.

BRAIN BLEACH! GET YER BRAIN BLEACH HERE!!

 

[PatrThom]

Let me put an image in your head... @ThatNickGuy in cyclist spandex.

Silhouetted against a sprinkler sparkling in the sunlight, all in slow motion as the tires kick up droplets of spray...

--Patrick

 

[Celt Z]

Silhouetted against a sprinkler sparkling in the sunlight, all in slow motion as the tires kick up droplets of spray...

--Patrick

Hawt!

 

[Emrys]

I want the image rights.[DOUBLEPOST=1400257554,1400257519][/DOUBLEPOST]

The Doomweasel Wars, begun they have.

Expect The Scampering on May 24th.

Or the 25th if we all decide to sleep in.

 

[DarkAudit]

This isn't working out as I had planned.

Next time, @ThatNickGuy! NEXT TIME!

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Okay, now this is an epic win. Ready?

What has two thumbs and biked all the way downtown and back, totally in about 21.6 KM (13.4 miles)?

Oh yeah. THIS G -

*FUMP!*
*passes out*

 

[PatrThom]

Lifting his thumbs was too much for him.
[/epitaph]

--Patrick

 

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What has two thumbs and was just in a horrible industrial accident? This g-- oh wait.

 

[PatrThom]

What has two one thumbs and was just in a horrible industrial accident? This g-- oh wait.

FTFY

--Patrick

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Who has two thumbs and ...MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!!

 

[Ravenpoe]

Who has two thumbs and isn't afraid to say Candleja

 

[GasBandit]

Who has two thumbs and isn't afraid to say Candleja

Oh dear lord, not this candlejack shit aga

 

[Ravenpoe]

Psyche! Turns out I'm ok, everyone knows Candlejack is just a m

 

[PatrThom]

Who has two thumbs and isn't afraid to say Candleja

At first glance I thought it said " @Calleja" and wondered what he must've done.

--Patrick

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Candlejack? Really guys. That's such an ol

 

[Bones]

the hell, why would I give a shit about some stupid character I never heard of... candle jac-

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Oh for Christ sake, I am so sick of this meme. All the time, someone says the name and then everyone jumps on the bandwagon because it's somehow still funny - or possibly just addictive. Well no. No. I'm not falling for it. I refuse. I will not say Candlejack and then sto

 

[Emrys]

I love y'all so much.

 

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May the 4th be with you. Wait. What were we doing?

 

[Sparhawk]

Squirrel!

 

[ThatNickGuy]

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

 

[GasBandit]

You guys hear about this hamsterdance website?

 

[Hailey Knight]

Cool, AOL sent me something in the mail. I wonder what it is.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

 

[Celt Z]

I this thread so much right now.

 

[WasabiPoptart]