And he does not look happy to be out here in the real world!
I understand, little dude.All he wants is boob and sleep.
How'd you pop the question?Two nights ago I took my girlfriend out for dinner and asked her a question. We're not dating anymore. We're engaged now.
I slipped the waiter a little extra to put the ring on our dessert when it came out. She sputtered for a little while but said yes before I could finish asking the question.How'd you pop the question?
And was she sputtering because she accidentally ate the ring?I slipped the waiter a little extra to put the ring on our dessert when it came out. She sputtered for a little while but said yes before I could finish asking the question.
Congratulations [My Name], on your offer of employment at UTMB Health.
the real question is how could you be so filthy that it required surgery to correct? :3After years of waiting, I finally got my sterilization surgery! WOO! The surgery went well and I’m enjoying my recovery time.
who knows where I’ve been!the real question is how could you be so filthy that it required surgery to correct? :3
Is your new (or maybe old, it's been awhile) Avatar the face you made during?After years of waiting, I finally got my sterilization surgery! WOO! The surgery went well and I’m enjoying my recovery time.
Haha!Is your new (or maybe old, it's been awhile) Avatar the face you made during?
So they gave you the good stuff.Haha!
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The anesthesiologist said ‘have a nice nap’ and I was out like a light before I could say ‘thank you’.So they gave you the good stuff.
If the Internet has taught me anything, it's that women compare and talk between themselves about their bust size any time you leave two or more of them alone in a room together.I'm not sure if I dreamt/imagined this conversation.
That's it. We're done.we are looking at the very real possibility that 2021 may see us able to bring [our debt] down to zero.