I took some sausages out of the deep freeze yesterday for dinner tonight, along with some raviolis. Planned to grate some cheese over the raviolis, so I went to Costco to buy parmesan cheese.
Now a few days ago I noticed that the giant bin of Squishmallows was gone, so I expected that maybe there might be a new bin. So I decided to check and see, and lo an behold a giant new half filled bin of Squishies!
I start looking through the bin, it's filled with ones that my wife does not collect, that's an important part, she collects them I don't. But I spy the tag! Junie 16 inch. So I dive in and grab it, then sort through the rest. It's the last one.
I call my wife to see if she needs it; no answer. I decide I best get it anyway.
So with Junie in hand I round the corner, planning to grab some bread and hit the cheese isle and get out of there. I should note, that I am without a cart, that's also important.
Because I can hear behind me two woman stalking me! They are openly planning to grab the Squishmallow if I put her down anywhere. They follow me to bread isle, they follow me to the cheese cooler, they follow me to the canned meats! (still no Spam at our location!) They even follow me to the self check out.
And I can still hear them plotting. Juggling my items, I drop my wallet but not Junie and manage to pay and get out.
And one of the women follow me to my car. But I lock up my Squishmallow and drive straight home. I don't risk running any other errands.
I get home and find my wife asleep in bed suffering from a migraine. So I gently place the new Junie in bed with her.
She wakes up a while later, oh so happy that her online order from Costco had arrived early.
...the end?
(Exit Stage left, pursued by a bear)