The I'm Drunk/Wasted/High thread part too drunk to count

[gargoyle_eva]

Went searching for the old thread, apparently it hit the limit so here goes the new one.
Sunday night after an epic weekend catching up with friends i normally never see. Spent most of the time babysitting kids, and loved every minute of it.

Now im on my own, having a few brews before i go to bed for another work week. What up my northen hemispherian bretheran?

 

[Silver Jelly]

I... I'm still drunk? but It's almost lunchtime!

 

[Jiarn]

Got toasty last night, came home, played New Vegas. It was awesome.

 

[Shakey]

Drinking cheap bourbon, watching fear and loathing, and will soon be listening to tonights the night by neil young.

 

[Gusto]

Wine.

 

[Shakey]

I hate wine drunkeness. Usually all... whiney. And headachey. No wine for shakey.

 

[Krisken]

Korbel and coke (caffeine free).

 

[gargoyle_eva]

staying at home and saving money turned into going out.
Made peace with a good friend so thats a plus, but also made several bad drunk decsions. Shall find out in the morning how bad they were. I'm hoping to at least break even.

 

[Silver Jelly]

It's a rough weekend everybody. I may wartch some porn while drunk. A NEW EXPERIENCE!

 

[Officer_Charon]

Watching porn while drunk is interesting. Watching pirate-themed porn while drunk is even better. Turning it into a drinking game ranks it up some more. Watching it with two bi-curious female friends? Pure. Epic. Win.

 

[Silver Jelly]

I watched non pirate themed porn in the loneliness of my dark bedroom. :/

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Guess waht bitches:? Legendary NickGuy guy...wait for...dary....is drunk...

Girlfriend ahgning off of me...

too..drunk for sex..

you'll find this hilarious....I won't...tomorrow....Nourah...protests....

Yes.

who did I just type "O"

Yes....

This will be legen...wait for it...

*snore*

Dairy?


Awesome.
Added at: 21:04
How many beers...you asks?"

At least says nourah...she sahare last phew with me.
Added at: 21:04
I lightwight.

 

[Gusto]

Yup.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Lightwight is now an official D&D monster.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

...gruh.

Wow. You know I'm drunk when my spelling goes right out the window.

Still, according to Nourah, Drunk Nick is awesome.

 

[Chad Sexington]

I am grateful for wine. Also scotch.

 

[themike]

I am drunk with wine and high as a kite and I have to say I am loving it

 

[Gusto]

Drunk and about to pla y some DCUO

 

[themike]

High and playing Braid!

 

[Shakey]

Livin the high life tonight.

 

[Biannoshufu]

wargblarghafargaggotaammmbbllee!

 

[Chad Sexington]

Mozart, je t'adore.

 

[Null]

I watched non pirate themed porn in the loneliness of my dark bedroom. :/

Well, yes, it's Monday.

 

[checkeredhat]

Seriously? It's St Paddy's. Where is everybody? (The answer better bet "getting even more drunk!")

 

[Shakey]

Balls...

 

[Shakey]

So...

 

[Officer_Charon]

I learned, while my wife was away, that I am not allowed to YouTube while drunk on moonshine. Apparently I commented on a video of "Scotland the Brave," proclaiming my defiance of "redcoats."

... Where's my mason jar...?

 

[Baerdog]

Went to two happy hours tonight to help a friend celebrate her 21st. Had 5 cocktails in about an hour and a half. First time I've been drunk by 8:00 in a while.

 

[Terrik]

Im at an internet bar getting wasted playing CS 1.6, and its awesome

 

[gargoyle_eva]

Free sample of one of my boss's home grown crops, awesome
Beer, awesome
Led zepplin on itunes, awesome
Looking at a half naked finnish pornstar, awesome

Pretty good night I think

 

[Baerdog]

Had a school sponsored beer rally tonight. Didn't win but didn't come in last place. Drank 4 liters and some whiskey tonight. Very drunk.

 

[TNM]

margaritas wooooooooooooooo

 

[Gusto]

DRANKIN

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

Heloo bitches!

 

[Officer_Charon]

QQ

SAVANNAH Y U NO HAS BOOZE ON SUNDAYS?!