The Internet will never satisfy its lust for bizarre and weird things.

drifter · Nov 12, 2016

Whip spiders

PatrThom · Nov 12, 2016

Tailless whip scorpions.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Nov 29, 2016

GasBandit · Dec 1, 2016

What kind of birthday cake do you want? "I don't know, surprise me."

PatrThom · Dec 1, 2016

It's only a real surprise if it's chipotle flavored.

--Patrick

drifter · Dec 1, 2016

Why not make the rest of the fondant flesh colored? That's just lazy.

GasBandit · Dec 2, 2016

drifter said:
Why not make the rest of the fondant flesh colored? That's just lazy.

... it isn't?

strawman · Dec 2, 2016

GasBandit said:
... it isn't?

Compared to the baby head it isn't.

GasBandit · Dec 2, 2016

stienman said:
Compared to the baby head it isn't.

Maybe the baby matches the father's complexion.

drifter · Dec 3, 2016

Ravenpoe · Dec 3, 2016

drifter said:

Pikachu like nobody's watching.

PatrThom · Dec 3, 2016

But make sure you keep it on the mat.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Dec 9, 2016

Celt Z · Dec 9, 2016

Wait, what if you have pants on? Or underwear? Are you just supposed to go Porky Pigging and hope no one notices?

GasBandit · Dec 9, 2016

Celt Z said:
Wait, what if you have pants on? Or underwear? Are you just supposed to go Porky Pigging and hope no one notices?

Only when you're hunting large cats.

Heh... "porky pigging..."

fade · Dec 13, 2016

OOOOOoooooooooooh.

I get it.

figmentPez · Dec 13, 2016

GasBandit · Dec 13, 2016

figmentPez said:
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PatrThom · Dec 31, 2016

Henry would be so proud, having his name associated with this.

"Kissenger" device simulates kissing loved ones

--Patrick

GasBandit · Dec 31, 2016

GasBandit · Jan 13, 2017

Lil bit NSFW on this one. Because nightmare penis.

figmentPez · Jan 15, 2017

Ravenpoe · Jan 15, 2017

figmentPez said:

PatrThom · Jan 15, 2017

Raw is generally better for you.
...assuming it's not teeming with salmonella, of course.

--Patrick

figmentPez · Jan 18, 2017

GasBandit · Jan 19, 2017

This album bothers me.

A lot.

A LOT.

Denbrought · Jan 19, 2017

Imagining the tactile feel of the fluffy mold on the ceiling fan was lovely.

PatrThom · Jan 19, 2017

Surprised how many of those I've seen before.

--Patrick

PatrThom · Jan 24, 2017

Oh, [adult swim], never change.
Also hurry up and give me a Samurai Jack sequel that doesn't suck.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Jan 25, 2017

For bonus hilarity, say "Merrp" or "Marrp" or "Meeep" in a muppet voice every time a face hits a wall

PatrThom · Jan 25, 2017

Blorp.
Man, I wish I could make more time to learn Maya.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Jan 25, 2017

PatrThom · Jan 25, 2017

I'll be they're in that little "wetland" that's always next to a Wal-Mart parking lot.

--Patrick

GasBandit · Feb 2, 2017

Ha ha ha ha, ok, the "Not enough space" error got me, I heard the noise and everything.

PatrThom · Feb 10, 2017

Today I discover "Hot Dad."

A music video made about a Facebook conversation about a picture of a hedgehog.

Also there's this little semi-relevant number...

--Patrick