The Internet will never satisfy its lust for bizarre and weird things.

[@Li3n]

Took me a while, but i just got it...

 

[Dave]

I still don't, but I assume I'm not the target audience. (And yes, after googling I do get it. But I had to look up vers before I did. Never heard the term before.)

 

[@Li3n]

. (And yes, after googling I do get it. But I had to look up vers before I did. Never heard the term before.)

Me neither, but, you know, context is enough sometimes...

 

[Tinwhistler]

Welp, I just saw a video of a dude fucking one of those giant novelty gummy bears.

 

[PatrThom]

Yes, you saw that right. Clam-flavored candy canes.
"Clams and Christmas together at last. Your whole family will clamor for them. Add a little sand for extra realism."

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Yes, you saw that right. Clam-flavored candy canes.

 

[Celt Z]

I mean, I guess if you want to make a festive Bloody Ceasar or Bloody Mary, but still

 

[figmentPez]

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Yes, you saw that right. Clam-flavored candy canes.
"Clams and Christmas together at last. Your whole family will clamor for them. Add a little sand for extra realism."

--Patrick

 

[Celt Z]

 

[figmentPez]

Body found in Ohio nature preserve turns out to be sex doll

There's really no point in clicking on the link. Someone dumped a sex doll in a garbage bag, and it was mistaken for a human body because it was in an inaccessible location. They figured out it was a sex doll as soon as a coroner reached it and opened the bag it was in.

Still, who the hell is dumping their sex doll in a nature preserve?

 

[Dave]

Still, who the hell is dumping their sex doll in a nature preserve?

Somebody's wife?

 

[Celt Z]

Still, who the hell is dumping their sex doll in a nature preserve?

If you love something, set it free?

 

[DarkAudit]

Bitch, I'm a cow...

Spoiler: spoiler for NSFW

 

[@Li3n]

Now i want to see Ron magic:

 

[GasBandit]

Now i want to see Ron magic:

A blast from the past!

 

[Celt Z]

Ok, that still totally makes me laugh, random cannibalism and all.

"The dark arts better be worried, oh boy!"

 

[Null]

BEEF WOMEN

 

[PatrThom]

Hundreds of teeth found in Downtown Valdosta wall

For at least the third time, construction workers in Georgia have opened up the walls of a former dentist's office only to discover thousands of teeth in the wall cavity

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

I wasn't there, I had nothing to do with it.

 

[PatrThom]

I wasn't there, I had nothing to do with it.

Third time, Gas. THIRD TIME.

--Patrick

 

[Null]

"at least" the third time? WAS SOMEONE NOT KEEPING TRACK?

 

[PatrThom]

@Dei

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

And they're accepting script submissions for movies about Count Chocula, Booberry, and Frankenberry.

 

[Tinwhistler]

 

[PatrThom]

‘Edible Anus’ Company Makes Chocolate Molds of Your (Or a Loved One’s) Butthole
You know, I would mark it NSFW, but really, if you click on it, it's OBVIOUS what you're going to get.

Surprisingly, the word "starfish" does not appear anywhere in the article (except maybe the comments, I didn't look).

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

Magnum sized bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch dressing.

 

[GasBandit]

Guess you might as well call it Overt Valley Ranch, now.

 

[PatrThom]

Guess you might as well call it Overt Valley Ranch, now.

Hidden Valley meets Corbett Canyon Canyon Canyon...

—Patrick

 

[Just Me]

Weirda and bizarre, yet more on the harmless side.

 

[Dave]

The Japanese Slim Whitman?

 

[Dave]

You know what? HE IS the Japanese Slim Whitman. I was looking for Slim's name and came upon the Yodeler Hall of Fame, to which this guy - Takeo Ischi - is a 2018 inductee.

 

[Just Me]

Takeo Ischi is a stable in german Volksmusik for a long time already. And he obviously knows how to sell himself to a younger audience as well.

This is simply a modern remake of his 'more traditional' version from 1993:

 

[figmentPez]

 

[chris]

Ah, the Overlook Hotel got renovated.

 

[Celt Z]

Polly wants a cracker.