The Never-ending Haiku Thread.

[Dave]

The rules:

1. All posts must be in haiku form.
2. The first word of your haiku must be the last line of the previous poster's haiku.

I'll start.

There is no Ignore
For either people or threads
Jay will suck a dick.

(Remember, the next haiku has to start with the line, "Jay will suck a dick".)

 

[North_Ranger]

Jay will suck a dick.
Shego will serve it to him.
Next door, much screaming.

 

[Cheesy1]

Next door, much screaming.
Sounds of frustration as well.
Much like Nick's prom night.

 

[Hylian]

Much like Nick's Prom Night
There shall be many dashed hopes
When the lights go off

 

[North_Ranger]

When the lights go off
The Monster in the Darkness
Hello Kitty trashed

 

[Cheesy1]

Hello Kitty trashed
Booze is her only escape
From years of cuteness

 

[North_Ranger]

From years of cuteness
Through decades of nostalgia
To eternal night.

 

[GasBandit]

To eternal night:
A self-employment nightmare
No rest for hookers.

 

[North_Ranger]

No rest for hookers.
Busy night under street lights.
They hardly stood up.

 

[Dave]

They hardly stand up,
my arguments with the wife.
Time to hit the couch.

 

[GasBandit]

Time to hit the couch
It's had this coming for a while.
.. bitch-ass, jumped-up chair.

 

[Dave]

Bitch-ass, jumped up chair!
This line made me laugh out loud.
My ottoman cried.

 

[Fun Size]

My ottoman cried,
"An empire ended, and why?
That jive ass Turkey."

 

[North_Ranger]

My ottoman cried
Having cabbage for dinner
Poisoned my seat

***

That jive ass Turkey
Zerg rushed north of Cyprus
Greece cries out "IMBA!"

 

[Cheesy1]

(You people are too damn fast! I've had to rewrite about three of these!)

Greece cries out "IMBA!"
I have no clue what that means.
Speak AMERICAN!

 

[PatrThom]

Speak AMERICAN!
Tell me your juicy secrets!
Don't make me get rough!

--Patrick

 

[Fun Size]

Don't make me get rough?
You need a new catch phrase there,
Mr. Sandpaper.

 

[Hylian]

Mr. Sandpaper.
I see we have now met again
You still rub me wrong

 

[Fun Size]

You still rub me wrong,
Like Nick's prom night, but with less
Lotion and crying.

 

[Cheesy1]

Lotion and crying.
But it does what it is told.
It won't get the hose.

 

[GasBandit]

It won't get the hose.
May be a relief, but won't
Be like nick's prom night.

 

[drifter]

Be like Nick's prom night.
Tears and recriminations
or sexy fun time?

 

[GasBandit]

Or sexy fun time
will be the last thing you see
Mister Bond, he laughed.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Mister Bond, he laughed.
Jay very much hates this shit.
Penis, penis, cock.

 

[Cheesy1]

Penis, penis, cock.
Shego likes none of those things.
I agree with her.

 

[Gusto]

Penis, penis, cock,
just like all other haikus,
tells of Nick's prom night.

 

[David]

I agree with her
That dress DOES make her look fat.
Divorce papers signed.

 

[Krisken]

Divorce papers signed
A union shattered with ink
Worth every penny

 

[PatrThom]

Worth every penny
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Takes two AAA's

--Patrick

 

[Jax]

Takes two AAA's
Again sounds like Nicks prom night
I sense a pattern

 

[North_Ranger]

I sense a pattern
Five, seven, five, one per post
And no end in sight

 

[filmfanatic]

And no end in sight
Ground control to Major Tom
Put your helmet on

 

[PatrThom]

Put your helmet on
Damn squirrels are craziest
this time of the year

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

this time of the year
one has to be careful for
the herpes on heels.

 

[Cheesy1]

The herpes on heels.
They work along 9th Street here.
Most don't have their teeth.