The Never-ending Haiku Thread.

[Officer_Charon]

Most don't have their teeth
A legion of the undead.
Fuck! Zombie Gummer!

 

[North_Ranger]

Fuck! Zombie gummer!
The Governor's fixation
Mankind's nuisance

 

[Cheesy1]

Mankind's nuisance
Constant lunacy and tears
Go away, Glenn Beck!

 

[PatrThom]

Go away, Glenn Beck!
Drive off in your waambulance.
Give me NPR.

--Patrick

 

[Denbrought]

Give me NPR,
Melody of happiness,
A cute kitteh's meow.

 

[Jax]

A cute kitteh's meow
distorted by a pop tart
nyanyanyanyanya!

 

[PatrThom]

Nyanyanyanyanya!
What sort of last line is this?
I can't haiku that.

--Patrick

 

[Denbrought]

I can't haiku that,
As if haiku were a verb...
Shame on your English.

 

[Cheesy1]

Shame on your English.
Not enough spin on the ball.
Practice billiards more.

 

[Jax]

Practice billiards more
aim and shoot balls in the hole
I can has prom night?

 

[PatrThom]

I can has prom night?
I want Leslie and Jamie
On my VCR.

 

[GasBandit]

On my vcr
Jenna Jameson works it
Why I don't chuck it.

 

[drifter]

Why I don't chuck it,
who is going to buy'em?
Those damn baby shoes.

 

[GasBandit]

Those damn baby shoes,
used, and for sale, never worn.
Hemingway's shortest.

 

[Gusto]

Hemingway's shortest.
So he doesn't bodybuild.
Decent boxer though.

 

[CrimsonSoul]

Decent boxer though.
He has some bad allergy's
a-a-a-haiku!

 

[drifter]

A-a-a-haiku!
Stuh-stuh-stuttering is not
very optimal.

 

[drifter]

Very optimal
conditions not expected;
stay in this weekend.

 

[GasBandit]

stay in this weekend
Stay in tonight as well, sir.
just... never go out.

 

[Krisken]

Just... never go out
The frog men arrive from sea
Cthulhu rises

 

[Officer_Charon]

Cthulu rises
Every morning like all guys
Chicks dig tentacles

 

[GasBandit]

Chicks dig tentacles.
I've seen enough hentai to
know where this will go.

 

[North_Ranger]

Know where this will go
See the future beforehand
Life sans surprises.

 

[Frank]

Life sans surprises
Doctor Manhattan is sad
Off to the cosmos

 

[filmfanatic]

Off to the cosmos
Go, Dashing Prince! Roll up all!
Yay Katamari!

 

[checkeredhat]

Yay Katamari!
Not good enough for the King
He's kind of a dick.

 

[BErt]

"He's kind of a dick."
Then I'm thrown into the sun
Damn you, Superman!

 

[North_Ranger]

Damn you, Superman!
Underpants on top of pants
Gets me no ladies

 

[Officer_Charon]

Gets me no ladies
Keeps them all for himself. What
A dick that guy is.

 

[Dave]

A dick that guy is,
thought Yoda. He won't even
balance the damn Force!

 

[BananaHands]

Two little dragons,
They conquer with mere bubbles,
One green and one blue.

Read the thread rules, ya noob!

 

[GasBandit]

Balance the damn force!
One team is all tanks, other
is all DPS.

 

[General Specific]

is all DPS
flaming monkey sits on head
random words say I

 

[PatrThom]

Random words say I
Mexicali overload
Won't do that again

--Patrick

 

[checkeredhat]

Won't do that again.
"Rocky Mountain Bear-Fuckers"
I'm so hungover