The Never-ending Haiku Thread.

[Cheesy1]

I'm so hungover
Dear God, if You let me live
I won't drink again

 

[Dave]

I won't drink again.
My auto is upside down.
Blood dripping slowly.

 

[Gared]

Blood dripping slowly.
I should have had more water.
Too dehydrated.

 

[North_Ranger]

Too dehydrated.
Should have brought a bigger flask.
Curse you, mirages!

 

[Dave]

Curse you, mirages!
I totally thought that the
Women were all real!

 

[Fun Size]

Women were all real
In my day. No fake boobs there.
Now get off my lawn.

 

[Dave]

Now get off my lawn!
Did I say that already?
Damn, getting old sucks.

 

[PatrThom]

Damn, getting old sucks.
Can't remember anything!
Damn, getting old sucks.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Damn, getting old sucks.
Can't remember anything!
Damn, getting old sucks.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Damn, getting old sucks.
I'm getting tired of my
Hairy balls hanging

 

[Dave]

Damn, getting old sucks.
I'm getting tired of my
Hairy balls hanging

Hairy balls hanging...
clack clack clack clack clack clack clack
I can't walk quiet.

 

[filmfanatic]

I can't walk quiet.
Leaves crack beneath my feet.
So much for peeping.

 

[PatrThom]

So much for peeping.
Hey, your time is up there! Go!
Twenty bucks an hour!

--Patrick

 

[Emrys]

Twenty bucks an hour!
You've got to be kidding me!
I'm worth twice that much.