The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
- Thread starter North_Ranger
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lol I don't even know that that means these days. :|
Took my wife's car to get gas yesterday so I could use up my grocery rewards before they could expire. I love rewards points. 
But the most amazing thing: I asked her where her keys were, and she said "in the bottom of my purse," so I jammed my hand down in there, fished around for a few seconds, and pulled them out. Now she thinks I'm a wizard.
But the most amazing thing: I asked her where her keys were, and she said "in the bottom of my purse," so I jammed my hand down in there, fished around for a few seconds, and pulled them out. Now she thinks I'm a wizard.
I think you are the first person I know to get a test.
Just to be clear, I'm not being tested, I'm being screened to discover if I am high risk of complications from the virus to determine if I need to be tested, because our country is woefully unprepared and they don't have near enough tests
My company is having everyone do a trial run of our remote working system, which involves everyone taking turns to work from home for one day. Today I'm working from home. I decided not to use my usual gaming rig to work, because I know I'll get distracted by other stuff, so instead I'm working on a laptop in our spare bedroom.
The problem is that there's a large photo collage hanging on the wall in here, which was a gift from some of my wife's hot female friends from our year studying in the UK. Basically, right now right behind my laptop screen are a series of photos of my wife and her group of hot female grad students doing various fun activities. So I'm even more distracted in here.
Also, if my wife asks, please tell her I was distracted by her, not her friends.
The problem is that there's a large photo collage hanging on the wall in here, which was a gift from some of my wife's hot female friends from our year studying in the UK. Basically, right now right behind my laptop screen are a series of photos of my wife and her group of hot female grad students doing various fun activities. So I'm even more distracted in here.
Also, if my wife asks, please tell her I was distracted by her, not her friends.
She's already found it twice, but bhamv has so far managed to get her off his track by a clever change of user name each time.
I was on the phone with a coworker and Pud dropped something on my head from above and I yelled and called him a turd.
I then needed to explain that it was my cat who was the turd and not my coworker.
I then needed to explain that it was my cat who was the turd and not my coworker.
GasBandit
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Joxer the Mighty, he's very tidy, everyone admires him, he's so handsome it's a sin.
Ha! I was going to add a similar gif, then decided someone else could do it.
That's twice you got my back today!
GasBandit
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"That's what I do. I drink and IHa! I was going to add a similar gif, then decided someone else could do it.
That's twice you got my back today!
It's the next day and I need to shave again.
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GasBandit
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He reminds me of Mark Ruffalo.
"No me hagas enojar. No te gustaría cuando estoy enojado".
GasBandit
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