The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[Celt Z]

Man, I will take either of those numbers to draw Hal-yaoi!

 

[mikerc]

Hey, let's not forget that $1,000.01 is still technically "six figures."
Think of the savings!

--Patrick

Or he didn't say it needed to be six figures in American money. 100,000 Iranian Rials is equal to about $2.38.

 

[drifter]

Too good an opportunity to pass up. Happy New Yaoi!

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Also here's a link to the original source I traced err, received inspiration from

 

[PatrThom]

If you'd reversed them @Terrik could be giving @GasBandit an exam.
"Wider, if you please. Yes, like that."

--Patrick

 

[Terrik]

Too good an opportunity to pass up. Happy New Yaoi!

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Also here's a link to the original source I traced err, received inspiration from

 

[GasBandit]

Remember how I bought security cameras to monitor my home?

This is the face I make as I mostly find the saved footage has been motion-triggered by neighborhood cats pooping in my flower beds

 

[PatrThom]

What else did you expect?

--Patrick

 

[sixpackshaker]

I love cheap Evan Williams Green Label Whiskey. I can not find any for the last month.

I think they redesigned the bottles and are limiting the supply until the old bottles are gone.

I hope the flavored whiskeys are harming their business and they will switch back to real bourbon soon.

 

[Squidleybits]

Because I needed more

 

[HCGLNS]

Guy at my work spent $1500 CDN ($6000 USD) of his own money to buy a curved double width gaming monitor. To essentially run Excel, Word and Chrome, no games.

Ohhhhhkaaaaaayyyyyy........

 

[Frank]

I have a friend who's work got her an extra wide monitor because she kept burning out multimonitor docks.

She uses it exclusively for work too. She needs the screen real estate for the amount of info she has up at any given time. I get it.

 

[mikerc]

I don't drive & can't afford it but my 6 year old self wants me to bid anyway.

 

[HCGLNS]

I get that too, my wife has duelling epic monitors. Nothing we do here requires that much power. Like ever.

 

[Sparhawk]

Guy at my work spent $1500 CDN ($6000 USD) of his own money to buy a curved double width gaming monitor. To essentially run Excel, Word and Chrome, no games.

Ohhhhhkaaaaaayyyyyy........

Uhmmmm, $1500 CDN is only about $1185 USD.

 

[Squidleybits]

I get that too, my wife has duelling epic monitors. Nothing we do here requires that much power. Like ever.

They may be large monitors, but they would be crappy for gaming.

 

[BErt]

Uhmmmm, $1500 CDN is only about $1185 USD.

no it’s 6k, his math definitely checks out. 1500 CDN = 6000 USD = 4 EURO

 

[HCGLNS]

Uhmmmm, $1500 CDN is only about $1185 USD.

Yeah, we're not touching that covid covered currency without jacking the price up.

 

[Sparhawk]

no it’s 6k, his math definitely checks out. 1500 CDN = 6000 USD = 4 EURO

Maybe I’m missing a joke, wouldn’t be surprised, but the Canadian dollar only converts to .79 US dollar right now. So...

 

[Frank]

On your side maybe. We're terrified of your unstable and plague ridden notes.

 

[HCGLNS]

Plague paper, it's plague paper! Flee for your lives!

 

[blotsfan]

Hey! Our money may be plague ridden, and it may be unstable, but...what was the third thing?

 

[HCGLNS]

Commander Scott " It is; it is; it is green!"

 

[Bubble181]

Hey! Our money may be plague ridden, and it may be unstable, but...what was the third thing?

Makes pretty orange flames? High calorie value per weight?

 

[BErt]

Makes pretty orange flames? High calorie value per weight?

he forgot “covered in traces of cocaine”

 

[sixpackshaker]

For now on I will call Nazis "Faggots" because it means the same thing as Fascist.

 

[HCGLNS]

Fascist bundles of wood!

 

[Ravenpoe]

Maybe I’m missing a joke, wouldn’t be surprised, but the Canadian dollar only converts to .79 US dollar right now. So...

It's a joke, son

 

[HCGLNS]

10 + 10 = 11 + 11

Because,

10 + 10 = twenty

And

11 + 11 = twenty too!

 

[sixpackshaker]

I am a 2nd amendment supporter... I am not on the backing of Trump.

I loaded all the magazines for my pistols... ... ...

 

[Shakey]

It’s going to be a long two weeks. I think I should be prepared though.

 

[DarkAudit]

It’s going to be a long two weeks. I think I should be prepared though.
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What's your supply look like for tomorrow?

 

[jwhouk]

Depends. Did you hear about that state legislator of yours?

 

[DarkAudit]

Depends. Did you hear about that state legislator of yours?

Just did. That supply *might* last me the... hour.

 

[Fun Size]

Spotify has a morning show that combines news with music selected based on my listening. I thought I'd try it out today, which is what led to me listening to a sober interview about yesterday's events in Washington followed by Harley Poe singing about dressing up as a woman and eating people.

 

[HCGLNS]

You know those 10 hour Youtube videos, I accidentally stumbled upon one today. It was the Littlest Hobo theme, I listened to it for like a long time before realizing.