Woke up this morning and looked out the kitchen windows to be greeted with this.
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One of the large trees next to our building gave in and fell down. That was a close one. If it fell to the other side in a bit of a different angle it could have hit my bedroom.
 
Awww yeah! My favorite annual tradition: learning what weird objects got stuck in the wrong places!

For all those people on the list who got something accidentally shoved up their ass - we know it wasn't an accident, you know it wasn't an accident & your hospital staff who removed it damn well know it wasn't an accident. Just admit you were doing some kinky shit that went wrong.
 
So, thanks to THE ALGORITHM and because I ended up seeing one clip of Sasha Grey talking about something or other about video games or some such.. Now, I get stuff like this:


Did you know that Ted Cruz's favourite porn star, Cory Chase, has a channel where she wears a bikini and does home construction? NOW YOU DO! BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING WEIRD!
 

Zappit

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Walmart’s official account called Josh Hawley a sore loser after he announced he would contest the electors on Jan. 6. They then clarified it was an employee who meant to post it from a personal account and retracted it.

But MAGA gonna MAGA.
 
I saw a red fox and a black fox playing in the snow while driving home. I pulled over to try and take a picture but it was too dark and they were too fast.
 
Not a win, because it's coming at the expense of someone else's tragedy, but not a whine/rant, because my bank account is definitely benefiting. I've picked up a mass of overtime, and it's close to 80% of an entire regular paycheck by itself. That said, it could be a while before I have another night off. Which sucks a bit, but there's not a whole lot to do at 3am in the middle of winter anyway.

Good time to get the car looked at. Emergency brake, oil change, and trunk lock all need dealt with. Add that other $600 and I've got a cushion I haven't had in months.
 
I got my first well paying full time job because a co-worker got incredibly sick from Chron's disease and died shortly after. It led to an uptick in my quality of life dramatically at the direct cost to someone else's family.

I know it's not my fault or anything but I always felt guilty about it.
 
So I was thinking, as I am sometimes known to do, about Rule 34. Rule 34 says that if something exists, then there is porn of it, no exceptions. However, there is no porn of me, as far as I know.

Therefore, I must seriously consider the possibility that I am merely a figment of someone's imagination.
 

GasBandit

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Well now we ALL need Halforums-trope based stickfigure porn.

Wait, no, I'm 99% certain mine would co-star Terrik. Never mind.

Edit - I guess technically this already happened that one Jackbox night at Champed Up...
 
Well now we ALL need Halforums-trope based stickfigure porn.

Wait, no, I'm 99% certain mine would co-star Terrik. Never mind.

Edit - I guess technically this already happened that one Jackbox night at Champed Up...
You guys are drawing your own stick-figure depravity. Unless it's the Gas/Terrik yaoi. I really need to get on that.
 
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