The fact that they also did the walls is what really makes it for me.
For all those people on the list who got something accidentally shoved up their ass - we know it wasn't an accident, you know it wasn't an accident & your hospital staff who removed it damn well know it wasn't an accident. Just admit you were doing some kinky shit that went wrong.Awww yeah! My favorite annual tradition: learning what weird objects got stuck in the wrong places!
All reports are taken from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits, all descriptions are verbatim, and hey don't put that in there, you might lose it.defector.com
Your wish is granted! You are now a real boy!So I was thinking, as I am sometimes known to do, about Rule 34. Rule 34 says that if something exists, then there is porn of it, no exceptions. However, there is no porn of me, as far as I know.
Therefore, I must seriously consider the possibility that I am merely a figment of someone's imagination.
You guys are drawing your own stick-figure depravity. Unless it's the Gas/Terrik yaoi. I really need to get on that.Well now we ALL need Halforums-trope based stickfigure porn.
Wait, no, I'm 99% certain mine would co-star Terrik. Never mind.
Edit - I guess technically this already happened that one Jackbox night at Champed Up...