The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[Yoshimickster]

Be wary if you order garlic sticks/points from a basic bitch pizza joint, they MAY have a screw in them like the one my brother bit into tonight. They gave him a coupon because of it but STILL so weird, any of the three of us eating those suckers could've choked on it.

 

[PatrThom]

Be wary if you order garlic sticks/points from a basic bitch pizza joint, they MAY have a screw in them like the one my brother bit into tonight. They gave him a coupon because of it but STILL so weird, any of the three of us eating those suckers could've choked on it.

Coworker bit into a pebble that was in a bag of shelled pistachios and broke a tooth.
He's never gone back to that chain again, says he never will.

--Patrick

 

[Yoshimickster]

Coworker bit into a pebble that was in a bag of shelled pistachios and broke a tooth.
He's never gone back to that chain again, says he never will.

--Patrick

Yeah all it takes is one bad time, not sure if I got a rock in my food, but this one Gyro cart sold me some lamb over rice with what looked like...a part of a BAG or something, RIGHT in the mix!

 

[jwhouk]

109 Years young. Happy birthday Arizona!

 

[Fun Size]

Man, this last month I've purchased a lot of knives. Picked up a cheap old fashioned three bladed pocket knife. Then I picked up a small EDC (every day carry) fixed blade knife. Today I bought a nice looking pocket knife for nearly half off. I have nearly purchased this one dozens of times. So I don't feel bad about getting it the first time I saw it under $40. Then Thursday I saw a really nice looking small Bowie Knife on a Redit forum. It is a really classy looking knife but well built. It took me until this afternoon to find it on line. After spending 4 hours over three days to find it, I bought it on a whim.

Four knives in 4 weeks, I have a sickness.

I had a similar issue until I got this one. Fits perfect in the extra jean pocket and has a clip. Has the button for locking so I don't have to put my finger in the way to unlock them. Short and fat and fits in my hand well. I love it.

 

[David]

Based on conflicting information, this is either Guillermo Del Toro's home office, or just an exhibit from a few years ago. Either way, I found the aesthetic I want to aim for my home.

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[GasBandit]

It's FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

 

[HCGLNS]

It's FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

 

[HCGLNS]

Who's been messing up everything?

 

[Squidleybits]

Someone stole my brownie....it’s not ok....

 

[Bubble181]

Who's been messing up everything?

Umm.. Ummm that guy over there?

 

[mikerc]

Umm.. Ummm that guy over there?

That jerk's probably the same individual that stole Squidleybit's brownie as well! Boo him.

Booooooooo!

 

[Bubble181]

In other news, I have a cameo in the newest John Oliver! See if you can spot me

 

[Doomweasel minion]

Umm.. Ummm that guy over there?

That jerk's probably the same individual that stole Squidleybit's brownie as well! Boo him.

Booooooooo!

I'm makin' a list, checkin' it twice. Gonna find out who gets headless mice. Doomweasels are comin' to town!

 

[Bubble181]

I'm makin' a list, checkin' it twice. Gonna find out who gets headless mice. Doomweasels are comin' to town!

Oh no! Not headless mice! Please, brer Doomweasel, anything but that!

 

[Dave]

In other news, I have a cameo in the newest John Oliver! See if you can spot me

The meatpacking one?

 

[mikerc]

I'm makin' a list, checkin' it twice. Gonna find out who gets headless mice. Doomweasels are comin' to town!

Headless mice? Just what I need to bribe your brothers & sisters into getting you in trouble with your momma!

 

[Bubble181]

The meatpacking one?

Certainly, yes. To be fair, it's a picture of me.

 

[Dave]

Creepy owl watches peafowl fuck in a painting.

 

[Bubble181]

I thought it was creepy pervert owl, but yups

 

[HCGLNS]

WHO'S BEEN PULLING EVERY EVIL STRING?

 

[blotsfan]

SEXUAL HARRASMENT PANDA

 

[HCGLNS]

Okay, silly story. Was working for a big company in management, forced to sit through a useless group meeting. Where we were taught to not to be like sleepy Winnie the Pooh, but rather be bold and go forth like this other bear, striding forward with a confident smile.

Yeah, that bear.

 

[Emrys]

Go forth and multiply, my minions.

 

[HCGLNS]

6 x 8 = 42

 

[mikerc]

6 x 9 = 42

FTFY

 

[PatrThom]

Go forth and multiply, my minions.

We already had this discussion.
They're still adorbs.

--Patrick

 

[Bubble181]

We already had this discussion.
They're still adorbs.

--Patrick

You know, whenever I follow a link like that, it shows the post in the default skin rather than my normal black. Is it that way for everyone?

 

[GasBandit]

You know, whenever I follow a link like that, it shows the post in the default skin rather than my normal black. Is it that way for everyone?

Yeah. It's like it considers following the link to be opening a new browser session where you aren't logged in yet.

 

[mikerc]

 

[Emrys]

We already had this discussion.
They're still adorbs.

--Patrick

So adorbs that I had to talk about them again.

 

[mikerc]

So adorbs that I had to talk about them again.

And there was that whole discussion we had about whether squeexplosions cause memory issues, remember?

 

[Emrys]

And there was that whole discussion we had about whether squeexplosions cause memory issues, remember?

Oh, I do like you but....

 

[HCGLNS]

I told my wife that I've never pissed on wood stove pellets to see what happens before, and she died laughing.