1. Tends to concentrate very hard when she's working,
2. Wears noise-canceling headphones, and
3. Is very easily startled.
This means that every time someone walks by her cubicle, she'll get startled and give out a little "eep!" There is now a constant stream of "eeps" coming from her sector of the office throughout the whole workday.
When I drank whiskey, JD was just a coffee sweetener. Like spicy foods, you drink enough of it they lose flavour. JWB, CR no flavour anymore to me. I am aware it's high content alcohol, but I have to mix it so it tastes like something. I drifted into peat monsters before stopping. Now I just buy local rye or rum and blend it with coke.
My hot female subordinate just came to me to ask for half a day off because she needs to get her implant removed. Except she didn't want to actually say what the implant is for, but she also appeared to be worried that I'd think she doesn't really have an implant or something, because she just rolled up her sleeve and said, "There's an implant here in my upper arm, and I need to go to the doctor to get it removed, you can sort of see it if I press down, do you see it?"
And I was all like, "No no, it's ok, you don't need to show it to me." I knew what the implant is for, but if she doesn't want to say it out loud then I'm not going to say it, so all I could do was sit there and sort of emphatically agree that I believe she has an implant, and she can take the time off, no problem.