This is stalking. I have a restraining order.
Do your watching from back there-a-ways.
The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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Do your watching from back there-a-ways.
I have a new hot female coworker who:
1. Tends to concentrate very hard when she's working,
2. Wears noise-canceling headphones, and
3. Is very easily startled.
This means that every time someone walks by her cubicle, she'll get startled and give out a little "eep!" There is now a constant stream of "eeps" coming from her sector of the office throughout the whole workday.
1. Tends to concentrate very hard when she's working,
2. Wears noise-canceling headphones, and
3. Is very easily startled.
This means that every time someone walks by her cubicle, she'll get startled and give out a little "eep!" There is now a constant stream of "eeps" coming from her sector of the office throughout the whole workday.
figmentPez
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Kinda curious what Legal Eagle is going to make of this
And, more importantly, what the relevant Medical Board makes of it.
GasBandit
Staff member
There are far worse whiskeys.
But there are far better ones too.
I suggest Jim Beam. It's pretty tasty, for a whiskey.
But it's no Tito's.
tito’s is an absolutely terrible whiskey.
in seriousness, I’m a total whore for jameson as far as whiskey goes
Dave
Staff member
You better hope my wife never reads this. She'll hunt you down.
When I drank whiskey, JD was just a coffee sweetener. Like spicy foods, you drink enough of it they lose flavour. JWB, CR no flavour anymore to me. I am aware it's high content alcohol, but I have to mix it so it tastes like something. I drifted into peat monsters before stopping. Now I just buy local rye or rum and blend it with coke.
But not Diet Coke, because that’s wrong.
Uh oh
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Hot female friend of mine: "Hey, could you do this huge, difficult, time-consuming favor for me?"
Me, semi-jokingly: "Huh, that's going to take me a bit of time... but okay, I can do it. But in repayment, I would like you to say one nice thing about me!"
Hot female friend: "Okay, you're incredibly forgiving towards people who take advantage of you."
Me: "Well... okay, that counts, I guess."
Me, semi-jokingly: "Huh, that's going to take me a bit of time... but okay, I can do it. But in repayment, I would like you to say one nice thing about me!"
Hot female friend: "Okay, you're incredibly forgiving towards people who take advantage of you."
Me: "Well... okay, that counts, I guess."
CIBC is gross. They sucked today. I remained polite. Barely.
For the record, I have no part in this.
These car decals and some sweet shoes are on their way. Oh Amazon, why do you tempt me?
I know what a subdermal contraceptive implant is.
My hot female subordinate just came to me to ask for half a day off because she needs to get her implant removed. Except she didn't want to actually say what the implant is for, but she also appeared to be worried that I'd think she doesn't really have an implant or something, because she just rolled up her sleeve and said, "There's an implant here in my upper arm, and I need to go to the doctor to get it removed, you can sort of see it if I press down, do you see it?"
And I was all like, "No no, it's ok, you don't need to show it to me." I knew what the implant is for, but if she doesn't want to say it out loud then I'm not going to say it, so all I could do was sit there and sort of emphatically agree that I believe she has an implant, and she can take the time off, no problem.
My hot female subordinate just came to me to ask for half a day off because she needs to get her implant removed. Except she didn't want to actually say what the implant is for, but she also appeared to be worried that I'd think she doesn't really have an implant or something, because she just rolled up her sleeve and said, "There's an implant here in my upper arm, and I need to go to the doctor to get it removed, you can sort of see it if I press down, do you see it?"
And I was all like, "No no, it's ok, you don't need to show it to me." I knew what the implant is for, but if she doesn't want to say it out loud then I'm not going to say it, so all I could do was sit there and sort of emphatically agree that I believe she has an implant, and she can take the time off, no problem.
Cleaning house in prep for selling it. Found an old Galaxy S2 in a drawer. Booted it up to factory reset it.
