The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[PatrThom]

Galaxy Glue, Galaxy Glue,
What wouldja do without Galaxy Glue?

--Patrick

 

[Squidleybits]

I love my airfly duo!

 

[Tinwhistler]

Very Dad. Much embarrass. Wow.

exactly

 

[bhamv3]

The weather in Taiwan has been very warm this week, and my hot female coworkers have started dressing accordingly.

For example, my hot female subordinate's outfit today would be best described as "translucent".

 

[DarkAudit]

From a discussion on isekai on a certain subreddit's weekly chat thread...

"Oh great Hero, we summoned you from across the reaches of time and space to fight the terrible Demon Lord plaguing our world."

Oh-kay. I helped kill Sargeras, so it shouldn't be too much tro...

Not now, darlin'. Daddy's talking.

"Wh-who is THAT!?"

What, this little one? She calls herself Mao-something or other. I met her crying by the side of the road on the way here. I gave her some candy, and now she won't leave my side. Ain't she a cutie?

"Th-that's the Demon Lord!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"

Now I don't know anything about that, but seeing how she's apparently got no relations, and she's this attached to me already, I'm thinking I may just settle down and start a family with my adopted daughter here.

I Got Summoned to Another World And Accidentally Adopted the Demon Lord As My Daughter!

Coming Winter 2021.

 

[chris]

Sounds like a legit title of a wholesome light novel to me.

 

[DarkAudit]

Sounds like a legit title of a wholesome light novel to me.

Now I just need to write it. Or find someone else willing to run with it. Since isekais and loli Demon Lords are all the rage right now, it's sure to be a hit.

 

[Dirona]

Let's play spot the Millennial doctoral student!
(I'm in class this week. All via Zoom.)

 

[GasBandit]

It's FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAY!

 

[GasBandit]

Judge Has No Patience for 'BUTTFUCKER 3000' in Zoom Court

A Michigan man showed up to court with an unfortunate screen name.

www.vice.com

 

[HCGLNS]

"To cook food faster, turn on the stove."

=hastely takes notes=

 

[Cog]

My birthday present from Gaby is a picture of the Super Cats. A team of superheroes she invented.

 

[blotsfan]

I've always been a Diet Dr Pepper guy, but I switched to Dr Pepper zero and thats a game changer. I don't know why it took them so long to make it.

 

[blotsfan]

@Dei I didn't think my beverage choices were so polarizing...

 

[Dei]

@Dei I didn't think my beverage choices were so polarizing...

I just didn't realize it existed.

 

[MindDetective]

@Dei I didn't think my beverage choices were so polarizing...

I mixed Diet Coke and Pepsi Max and my wife was appalled, as if I had put toothpaste in my orange juice. Yes, I can taste the difference (it is why I mixed them, actually) but they are both diet colas for Pete's sake.

 

[sixpackshaker]

I had a weird fantasy as a child that mixing Coke and Pepsi would have a volatile reaction.

 

[Tiger Tsang]

I had a weird fantasy as a child that mixing Coke and Pepsi would have a volatile reaction.

JUST ONE PEPSI!!

and you wouldn't give it to me.

 

[AshburnerX]

JUST ONE PEPSI!!

and you wouldn't give it to me.

 

[HCGLNS]

They really should have done an adult version of the Pepsi challenge where they blended Coke and Pepsi with various alcohols.

"7 out of 5 hobos prefer their Titos blended with Pepsi over Coca Cola."

 

[Squidleybits]

I did a Coke vs Pepsi at a BBQ once by smell alone.

 

[HCGLNS]

So I to said myself, "Am I old and fat or is my wife young and thin?"

Then the darkness whispered "Both."

 

[Squidleybits]

Hon, I am old AF with a creaky old body. I’m sorry I kept you up tossing and turning to the point you’re hearing things.

 

[HCGLNS]

You are very small. Smol like Butterball.

 

[Squidleybits]

He’s so smushy!!!

 

[HCGLNS]

He's been ramming his head into my work shoes, so he's uber smart.

 

[Squidleybits]

Is he??

 

[Fun Size]

I've discovered that I wishlist games on Steam, but only so I don't forget to get them on Switch.

 

[Sparhawk]

I just didn't realize it existed.

It exists, it is glorious, they are in my kitchen.

 

[Celt Z]

I have not had a soda in a long time, but man, you guys are really making me want to try that. Diet Dr. Pepper was the only diet drink I ever liked. I still dream one day I will finally be able to try one made with cane sugar instead of corn syrup someday.

 

[Tinwhistler]

In 10 days, I'll be living in Ashburn, and the house will be someone else's problem.

 

[Celt Z]

...goddamit, guys.

In my haste to text Mr. Z a request to pick me up a Dr. Pepper Zero on his way home, I accidentally set the message to Safelite Auto Glass, or what I HOPE is their automated texting service.

Well, if they show up tomorrow to fix my windshield AND bring me some Dr. Pepper, I know who's getting a big tip!

 

[GasBandit]

I have not had a soda in a long time, but man, you guys are really making me want to try that. Diet Dr. Pepper was the only diet drink I ever liked. I still dream one day I will finally be able to try one made with cane sugar instead of corn syrup someday.

Look for the Dr Pepper that is in a green stripey container instead of maroon/burgundy.

 

[Celt Z]

Look for the Dr Pepper that is in a green stripey container instead of maroon/burgundy.

I've been trying, but no luck around here.

 

[blotsfan]

I have not had a soda in a long time, but man, you guys are really making me want to try that. Diet Dr. Pepper was the only diet drink I ever liked. I still dream one day I will finally be able to try one made with cane sugar instead of corn syrup someday.

My hot take is that I've had soda with cane sugar and didn't notice much of a difference.