The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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There's a gal on Instagram I follow. An influencer type. She's doing an east coast trip right now and going to Nova Scotia tomorrow. I'm half tempted to message her and see if she wants to get a beer or something.
Not in a "Imma get laid" kind of way. Just a platonic "this girl is hilarious" kind of way.
Eh, probably not a good idea the more I think about it.
Not in a "Imma get laid" kind of way. Just a platonic "this girl is hilarious" kind of way.
Eh, probably not a good idea the more I think about it.
I understand that feeling, but yeah, probably not a good idea.
Eh, screw it. Against my better judgement, I messaged her. Not like I have anything to lose. Worst she says is no, right?
Oh hey, she replied. She's actually on a family vacation so she's with them the whole time. So that's a no go. Ah well, I tried.
Their official designation is "Guardian."
Methinks someone might've played a little too much Destiny.
--Patrick
Ate at IHOP last night. The "East Texas" felt super strong. I present to you "Phrases heard being spoken loudly by the table next to me."
On a side note, I've started using some dating apps. Evidently the Church is so strong here compared to anywhere else I've ever lived. But it leads to some idiosyncrasies like finding dating profiles on Tinder that read like "420 friendly, looking to smash. God is the most important person in my life."
- "Guns are bad." <cultural whiplash!>
- "Anyone using a gun in a crime should the maximum penalty as if they'd actually killed someone" <assuming they mean the death penalty for carjackings and robberies--cultural assumptions safely back in place>
- "Did you know they're trying to pass a law so all schools will have to have drag queens reading to kids in the library? Every school will have to have a drag queen employee."
- "Satan is everywhere."
On a side note, I've started using some dating apps. Evidently the Church is so strong here compared to anywhere else I've ever lived. But it leads to some idiosyncrasies like finding dating profiles on Tinder that read like "420 friendly, looking to smash. God is the most important person in my life."
Daniel 4:20 (NIV) - "The tree you saw, which grew large and strong, with its top touching the sky, visible to the whole earth""420 friendly, looking to smash. God is the most important person in my life."
--Patrick
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Guess he peed one one too many 14 year olds.
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Proper order is you don’t put any of that crap on a hot dog or anything else. Allowable is chili, cheese, or grilled onions.
Yes, every word you typed in that post was wrong.
Honestly, you can put anything on it you want, but that won’t stop me from judging you about it.
I used to put peanut butter on hot dogs when I was a kid.
I win.
I win.
Understandable.
When do you add the maple syrup?
You don't put that on top, you dip/dunk the whole hot dog in it. Obviously.
Canadian summer is from August third, one forty-five PM to August third, five thirty-six PM, right?
Remember back when Harry & Meghan did that interview with Oprah and purely coincidentally the Royal Family announced that they were investigating allegations of bullying against Meghan?
Well the investigation has concluded and the Monarchy have made changes to policies & procedures as a result. Just don't ask what the results were, or what changes have been made as a result. Those are being kept private for reasons of, uh, confidentiality? Yeah confidentiality will do. Because there is absolutely no way they could anonymise the report before publishing it.
No, of course this wasn't a smear campaign. Why on Earth would you think that?
Well the investigation has concluded and the Monarchy have made changes to policies & procedures as a result. Just don't ask what the results were, or what changes have been made as a result. Those are being kept private for reasons of, uh, confidentiality? Yeah confidentiality will do. Because there is absolutely no way they could anonymise the report before publishing it.
No, of course this wasn't a smear campaign. Why on Earth would you think that?