The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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Debating whether to sell my motorcycle or not. Once upon a time, it was my primary means of transportation. But I don't ride it much anymore. Mostly because the Houston suburban roads I commute on are filled with inattentive moms driving 10 passenger SUVs for their 1-2 kids. And because it's just freaking hot here in the summer. If you're moving, that's fine, but you spend a great deal of time at stop lights. I don't want to sell it. It's paid for and not worth much. And if you've ever ridden a motorcycle you know that feeling is indescribable and it never gets old.
My dad would tell you get a camper with a "toy trailer", then on the weekends go some place where you can ride.
So, the correct pronunciation of your handle is: bam-vee-three? Not Bee-Hamvee-three?
I think it's funny because I go from white guy deep to positively Michael Clarke Duncan deep.
GasBandit
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I just pronounce it how it's spelled. "Bhamv three."
FTFY
GasBandit
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The default expiration date for media put into our broadcast automation systems is December 31st, 2099.
It suddenly struck me, as I put in a commercial for Boar's Head swiss cheese.
"Our computers assume, unless I override the default, that people will be listening to this commercial years after I am dead."
It suddenly struck me, as I put in a commercial for Boar's Head swiss cheese.
"Our computers assume, unless I override the default, that people will be listening to this commercial years after I am dead."
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Wait, we were both referencing The Tick, right?
...sorry...
What makes dogs get green fur? I remember my favorite neighbor dog had somewhat greenish grey fur.
GasBandit
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Owners with dye. Oxidizing collars. Lying in cut grass. Or being this dog: http://news.softpedia.com/news/This-is-the-World-039-s-First-Green-Born-Dog-85577.shtml
They kidnapped Beast Boy.
Algae? I know it grows in polar bear fur since it's hollow.
Honestly I'm cool not knowing the definitive answer, makes the mystery of it all more interesting.
GasBandit
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"When the name of the book is "Guns, drugs, hookers, and no pants, I think I don't need to read it!"
C-c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER!
And now combo fixer- I'M NOT -much of a man by the LIIIIIIIIIGHT of day, but by night I'm one HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL of a LOVE-EEEEEEEEEEER!
And now combo fixer- I'M NOT -much of a man by the LIIIIIIIIIGHT of day, but by night I'm one HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL of a LOVE-EEEEEEEEEEER!
I have no idea what's happening here
It's pretty obvious, Bumble. These are sweet transvestites from transssssexual Transyl-vani-uh.
And now that you know that...why don't you come up to the lab and see what's on the slab?
And now that you know that...why don't you come up to the lab and see what's on the slab?
Now I get it and I feel dumb for missing it.
I'll be back in a year
I'll be back in a year
You assume there's going to be a "next year"
Not the first to make that joke, btw.So in Episode 7, Han turns Chewy into a coat?!
--Patrick
Conversations in my house:
Go upstairs to find the daughter in law. She's in the bathroom. Motor noises are coming from the other side of the door.
Me: "Are you shaving your no-no place?" (Jokingly. I assumed she was doing her legs)
Her: "Uh...yes?" (quavering, embarrassed voice)
Me: "Awkward. I'm making grilled cheese and bacon sandwiches. Want one?"
Her: "Uh..yes?" (in a "OMG, why are we still talking?" voice)
Go upstairs to find the daughter in law. She's in the bathroom. Motor noises are coming from the other side of the door.
Me: "Are you shaving your no-no place?" (Jokingly. I assumed she was doing her legs)
Her: "Uh...yes?" (quavering, embarrassed voice)
Me: "Awkward. I'm making grilled cheese and bacon sandwiches. Want one?"
Her: "Uh..yes?" (in a "OMG, why are we still talking?" voice)