The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

Gared

Gared

The saddest, but most hilarious thing I've seen in days - my cat with a flexible, blue cone of shame on for the first time, attempting to navigate the house. By walking backward.
 
DarkAudit

DarkAudit

If you want me to buy your stuff, it'd help if you'd answer your email.

(I'm beginning to assume the item in question sold weeks ago and the ad was never pulled... no way that item at that price lasts even a day, let alone three weeks.)
 
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My given name is Jack, but my parents always called me Bo. Which lead a lot of people to call me Bojack. So this horse show is freaking me out.
 
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It's always fun to read "fuck" as "engage in sexual intercourse" when it's used belligerently.

"Hey, fuck you!"
"Aww, thanks!"
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis
The Captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do
Captain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
With his fuckin' organ
The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ, he was a trooper
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do
The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy
The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fuckin' nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do
The Captain's wife was Mabel
To fuck, she wasn't able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table
The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found her sexual quarter
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Earl-eye in the morning!
Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter,
Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter,
Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter,
Earl-eye in the morning!
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!
Put him the back of the paddy wagon,
Put him the back of the paddy wagon,
Put him the back of the paddy wagon,
Earl-eye in the morning!
Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober,
Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober,
Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober,
Earl-eye in the morning!
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
What do you do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-eye in the morning!
 
Terrik

Terrik

OK so...I've noticed just about nearly every girl I hear talking sounds exactly like my sister.

I don't know why. It's like I've lost the ability to differentiate between them. I can only guess it has something to do with the amount of time I spent in China without out hearing a "normal" female accent from home or Something. Sure there were other western women but the vast majority were European and had an appropriate accent. It's driving me nuts. I'm sitting near two girls here at Starbucks and they sound exactly the same aside from a slight difference in pitch.
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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Terrik said:
OK so...I've noticed just about nearly every girl I hear talking sounds exactly like my sister.

I don't know why. It's like I've lost the ability to differentiate between them. I can only guess it has something to do with the amount of time I spent in China without out hearing a "normal" female accent from home or Something. Sure there were other western women but the vast majority were European and had an appropriate accent. It's driving me nuts. I'm sitting near two girls here at Starbucks and they sound exactly the same aside from a slight difference in pitch.
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Oh.
My.
GAWD.

Becky, look at her butt.
It is
SO
big.
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

Today I realized that the actor Ric Young (you might remember him from such films as The Transporter, Nixon, The Last Emperor, and Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story) totally looks like an Altmer from Skyrim.

ricyoung.jpg
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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Out of nowhere, the Headhunter Song started going through my head and I couldn't help but start singing it under my breath. I had no idea where that came of, right out of the blue, until I took another look at the paperwork I was processing and saw the Subway ISCI code I had just typed in was YSNR0242000.
... 242
... Front 242.
... Headhunter Song by Front 242.
 
PatrThom

PatrThom

Brains are funny like that.
I'd invite you along on the free association ride that is my daily life, but you'd probably get distracted.

--Patrick
 
sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

GasBandit said:
Out of nowhere, the Headhunter Song started going through my head and I couldn't help but start singing it under my breath. I had no idea where that came of, right out of the blue, until I took another look at the paperwork I was processing and saw the Subway ISCI code I had just typed in was YSNR0242000.
... 242
... Front 242.
... Headhunter Song by Front 242.
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When I see 242 what pops into my brain is...

JESUS IS HERE!
 
Tress

Tress

LittleKagsin said:
It's pouring rain here. So I'm sitting under an awning on the back porch, just watching it come down. Sticking my feet out into the rain, it feels...soothing, especially since it's been so hot here. My dog is at my feet and I have nothing but time to just relax all by myself. Well, by myself and the internet of course. :D

It feels nice.
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We need a "I'm jealous" button.
 
Celt Z

Celt Z

I did the Insane Inflatables 5K this past Saturday. It's sounded so good in theory... and it was, except:

1)The whole friggin' thing was on sand!
2)Our wave had a 1 PM start time and it was 91 degrees with no shade to be had
3)They mismeasured the distance and instead of a 5k, it was actually a 6.7k. Nothing like an extra mile on hot sand! :eek:

So, all in all, would do again, but maybe not on sand. Or in 90+degree weather. But if it comes to your area, I recommend getting a team together (mine was made of Mr. Z and some of our dragon boat team) and giving it a try! The obstacles were a LOT of fun!
 
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