The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

drawn_inward · Jul 8, 2015

Chad Sexington said:
Signed up for my next level of diving certification. Will probably have to shave my beard off to get my mask to seal well. So, beard... I guess we've only got two weeks left together.

What sort of driving requires a mask? Are you the get-away car driver for a bank heist?!

Bubble181 · Jul 8, 2015

drawn_inward said:
What sort of driving requires a mask? Are you the get-away car driver for a bank heist?!

The underwater kind.

drawn_inward · Jul 8, 2015

Bubble181 said:
The underwater kind.

Wow. Reading comprehension fail. Chad was a race car diver...

GasBandit · Jul 8, 2015

drawn_inward said:
Wow. Reading comprehension fail. Chad was a race car diver...

Ha ha, yeah, what kind of ninny would make THAT mistake?

:hide:

GasBandit · Jul 8, 2015

I left a bag of kettle corn sitting on top of my tissue box here in the office overnight.

Now I have kettle corn scented tissues.

This is the best awesome mistake I've ever made which is actually horrible because it will always make me hungry for kettle corn every time I blow my nose.

drawn_inward · Jul 8, 2015

GasBandit said:
Ha ha, yeah, what kind of ninny would make THAT mistake?

GAAASSSBANDIIIIIIIT!!!

HCGLNS · Jul 8, 2015

GasBanditt: 1222699 said:
I left a bag of kettle corn sitting on top of my tissue box here in the office overnight.

Now I have kettle corn scented tissues.

This is the best awesome mistake I've ever made which is actually horrible because it will always make me hungry for kettle corn every time I blow my nose.

Your new icon is triggering me.

figmentPez · Jul 8, 2015

drawn_inward said:
What sort of driving requires a mask?

Someone who has seen Fury Road needs to make a Mad Max reference here.

Chad Sexington · Jul 8, 2015

figmentPez said:
Someone who has seen Fury Road needs to make a Mad Max reference here.

They already have
https://www.halforums.com/xenforo/t...2-it-hits-the-fan.22170/page-515#post-1222576

figmentPez · Jul 8, 2015

Chad Sexington said:
They already have
https://www.halforums.com/xenforo/t...2-it-hits-the-fan.22170/page-515#post-1222576

Bah, doesn't count unless there's an image and some sort of in-joke that I can't understand because I haven't seen the movie.

sixpackshaker · Jul 9, 2015

figmentPez said:
Someone who has seen Fury Road needs to make a Mad Max reference here.

Happy?

GasBandit · Jul 9, 2015

I hope they start selling those, I want one to wear at the office.

drawn_inward · Jul 9, 2015

Someone needs to photoshop that onto Wicket.

drifter · Jul 9, 2015

PatrThom · Jul 11, 2015

Sort of a theme going on...

--Patrick

fade · Jul 13, 2015

When I make a carefully crafted, artful, witty comment? 1 upvote.
When I post a stupid, recycled meme image? 4235 upvotes.

GasBandit · Jul 13, 2015

fade said:
When I make a carefully crafted, artful, witty comment? 1 upvote.
When I post a stupid, recycled meme image? 4235 upvotes.

Welcome aboard the Meme train, bro.

GasBandit · Jul 13, 2015

My primary henchling has this as her ringtone.

I keep trying to tell her, that child is POSSESSED.

Sparhawk · Jul 13, 2015

GasBandit said:
My primary henchling has this as her ringtone.

I keep trying to tell her, that child is POSSESSED.

Oh dear lord, I might have to drive over there, listen for that and then slap her upside the head. That is horrible.

GasBandit · Jul 13, 2015

Sparhawk said:
Oh dear lord, I might have to drive over there, listen for that and then slap her upside the head. That is horrible.

On an iphone speaker, it sounds positively demonic.

But the girl be baby crazy, sooooo...

Null · Jul 13, 2015

Speaking of demonic, I wish I could get this as my ringtone:

GasBandit · Jul 13, 2015

Null said:
Speaking of demonic, I wish I could get this as my ringtone:

Well, I don't know about iPhones, but on an android device, you can have any ringtone you want, including that.

Null · Jul 13, 2015

I've got an LG VX 5400 flip phone...

GasBandit · Jul 13, 2015

Null said:
I've got an LG VX 5400 flip phone...

PatrThom · Jul 13, 2015

GasBandit said:
My primary henchling has this as her ringtone.

I thought that you meant that was your custom ringtone for her.
I was about to ask WHYYYYYYYYYYY...?

An iPhone can have any ringtone you install.
Garageband will let you make any audio into a ringtone, whether for iPhones or other phones.

--Patrick

bhamv3 · Jul 13, 2015

If anyone needs me over the next week or so, I shall be in Tokyo.

WasabiPoptart · Jul 13, 2015

Stay safe, @bhamv3. I read that there is a typhoon headed toward Japan.

blotsfan · Jul 13, 2015

WasabiPoptart said:
Stay safe, @bhamv3. I read that there is a typhoon headed toward Japan.

fade · Jul 14, 2015

GasBandit said:
Well, I don't know about iPhones, but on an android device, you can have any ringtone you want, including that.

It takes all of about 5 seconds to make any sound a ringtone on the iPhone. Pull it into iTunes, right click, convert it to AAC, and then change the extension to .m4r.

Chad Sexington · Jul 14, 2015

I wrote a little song:

Looking for jobs, looking for jobs
Is really super fucking frustrating everything is the worst.

Dave · Jul 14, 2015

Chad Sexington said:
I wrote a little song:

Looking for jobs, looking for jobs
Is really super fucking frustrating everything is the worst.

Ugh. I hate looking for work. Just fucking hate it.

Emrys · Jul 14, 2015

I'm looking for a part-time job to go with my full-time job because I obviously don't work enough.

I feel your pain.

PatrThom · Jul 14, 2015

Chad Sexington said:
I wrote a little song:

Looking for jobs, looking for jobs
Is really super fucking frustrating everything is the worst.

You and @ThatNickGuy should form a band.

--Patrick

Bubble181 · Jul 15, 2015

http://thugvirals.com/florida-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-an-alligator/

Wasn't quite sure whether it'd have to go here or in the NSFW house of shame, but hey.

Dave · Jul 15, 2015

How does one even DO that?