The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[GasBandit]

How does one even DO that?

If I had to guess, EXTREMELY CAREFULLY.

 

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Hope it wasn't oral.[DOUBLEPOST=1436978120,1436978090][/DOUBLEPOST]

How does one even DO that?

Yeah, @Ravenpoe , how?

 

[Ravenpoe]

Hope it wasn't oral.[DOUBLEPOST=1436978120,1436978090][/DOUBLEPOST]
Yeah, @Ravenpoe , how?

As @GasBandit already expertly said, very carefully.

 

[Null]

Danger danger danger

 

[sixpackshaker]

Danger danger danger

 

[drifter]

Is he off to see a girl about a toothache?

 

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We get fruit delivery at work, and this company's name has to be the best company name outside of The Simpsons or Bob's Burgers: Drive Me Bananas

 

[sixpackshaker]

...Drive Me Bananas

To bad they don't cater pecans.

 

[Yoshimickster]

Today's accomplishment: Justin Roiland favorited my reply to one of his tweets. Pretty good day.

 

[PatrThom]

I think I made my first report ever today.

--Patrick

 

[Frank]

Ha, I've written around twenty-five trillion reports. So, there's gotta be a balance somewhere.

 

[PatrThom]

http://thugvirals.com/florida-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-an-alligator/

Wasn't quite sure whether it'd have to go here or in the NSFW house of shame, but hey.

Snope'd!
The man pictured did have sex with a (now deceased) peacock, though.

--Patrick

 

[Yoshimickster]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUGH I want something meat related. CURSE YOU STOMACH!

 

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Snope'd!
The man pictured did have sex with a (now deceased) peacock, though.

--Patrick

UUUUUUUUUUUUUGH I want something meat related. CURSE YOU STOMACH!

Are these posts related?

 

[jwhouk]

I'M ON VA-CAAAAAA-TION!!!!

 

[Celt Z]

I'M ON VA-CAAAAAA-TION!!!!

 

[Bubble181]

Spoiler

 

[drifter]

Do you have rhythm?

Best I managed was 913. Kind of interesting to learn I tend to be late.

 

[Yoshimickster]

821's my best, this may just be my new 2048! Remember 2048? Its that thing we were all obsessed with but forgot about until I reminded you because I AM EVIL! And for those of you are STILL into it...well your neutral I don't know what to tell you.

GOOD NIGHT DOLLY!

 

[Tiger Tsang]

821's my best, this may just be my new 2048! Remember 2048? Its that thing we were all obsessed with but forgot about until I reminded you because I AM EVIL! And for those of you are STILL into it...well your neutral I don't know what to tell you.

GOOD NIGHT DOLLY!

WELL, HELLO DOLLY!

 

[WasabiPoptart]

882 was my best

 

[DarkAudit]

880. Trended late.

 

[Frank]

911.

Oddly fitting.

 

[DarkAudit]

And topped out at 512 @ 2048.

 

[DarkAudit]

Very Cool Scientists Say They’ve Discovered Seaweed That Tastes Like Bacon.

 

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Pigs everywhere rejoice.

 

[jwhouk]

@HCGLNS will finally start eating his veggies.

 

[HCGLNS]

[Utilting]@HCGLNS[/USER] will finally start eating his veggies.

Hey I eat plenty of veggies! Like cheddar and stilton!

 

[PatrThom]

I can't get the rhythm thing to work.
I'll try later from another browser.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

851 on my first try, but it's early and I'm groggy.[DOUBLEPOST=1437142561,1437142429][/DOUBLEPOST]And I'm not improving with successive tries. Oh well. Odd thing is I seem to be equally alternating in early and late.

 

[PatrThom]

Odd thing is I seem to be equally alternating in early and late.

I have a theory about that. I see that behavior frequently. I feel like it's a war between the conscious and the subconscious. You come in early, and your conscious is all, "Oh, I need to ("manually") slow it down a bit." But at the same time, your subconscious "karate brain" has already submitted a slowdown compensation request to compensate, so the two combine to cause you to be extra late. And then the same dynamics combine to overcompensate too early. Repeat.

--Patrick

 

[sixpackshaker]

Where you rushing or dragging?

 

[Officer_Charon]

I can't get the rhythm thing to work.
--Patrick

9 months later, you're gonna get a surprise...

 

[Emrys]

9 months later, you're gonna get a surprise...

I just spat iced tea at my monitor. I needed that laugh.

 

[PatrThom]

9 months later, you're gonna get a surprise...

"There are only two things you need to use the 'rhythm method.'
1) A calendar
2) A large house"

--Patrick